Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Fulton Greenwall: They did not know about disease until the white man came.
[Ace sneezes]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Guano bowls! Collect the whole set...

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Fulton Greenwall: Well done, Ace! You must be very proud!
Ace: Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: [parking] Like a glove!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

[last lines]
Ace: [the Tiny Warrior shrieks in Wachutu] What did he just say?
Fulton Greenwall: I *think* he said, she's not a virgin.
Ace: [pause] They can *tell* that?

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: [smiling nervously] Well, everything here seems good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out for yourself, you never know!
[face quickly turns serious]
Ace: We should head back now.
Fulton Greenwall: Don't you think you should investigate?
Ace:

There's no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a holy man.
Fulton Greenwall: But I thought you said...
Ace: It's DARK! I could fall into a precipice!
Ouda: [hands him a torch] Here! Take this
Ace: Spank you, Helpy Helperton.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

[Ace is going at top speed towards the parking lot]
Fulton Greenwall: Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?
Ace: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Fe Fi Fo Fum! I smell... the fingerprints of scum!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ashram Monk: What answer do you seek?
Ace: I need to know what the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man.
Ashram Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. You do still have the medallion, don't you?
Ace: Medallion? Why surely! I left it back, er, with my body.
Ashram

Monk: Your aura is weakening...
Ace: OKAY! I threw it in the cave! What do you want from me? What are you, Mr. Perfect? You wanna know where it is? It's probably lying in a big pile of
[coming to a realization, his spirit is transported back to his body]
Ace: Guano! They have Guano!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Do I have something in my teeth?

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Leh-hew-zee-hur.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: [Ouda is translating to the Wachootoo] Did you just refer to me as "White Devil"?
Ouda: This how they know you.
Ace: Leave that part out from now on.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ouda: [Ace has been hit in both legs by spears] Are your legs sore? Do you want me to carry you?
Ace: That's alright, I have an incredibly high threshold for pain
Ace: [is hit in the butt by dart] *Holy Monkey!*

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Airplane Stewardess: Peanut?
[sounds like penis]
Ace: Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
Airplane Stewardess: Peanut.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? This is weird!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.
Ouda: It's made from guano.
Ace: Guano! Why's that sounding so familiar?
[Ace starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl]
Fulton Greenwall: Bat droppings.
[Ace drops the bowl, spitting the remains

of the paste and wiping off his tongue]
Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village.
Ace: Yummie!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutus are a blood-thirsty, savage tribe. If they catch you, they will show no mercy!
Ace: Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent... *thing*.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Vincent Cadby: [Ace moans and howls upon entering a room sporting numerous stuffed animal heads] Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?
Ace: Of course not. This is a lovely room of death.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: [spying on the Wachutu tribe through a bush] "Wunderbar!", he exclaimed with great relish.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: [the Wachati Princess is dancing mere inches from Ace] They are a temple of the reproductive organs.
Ace: [to Greenwall] Do you have a dollar?