Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

[first lines]
Helicopter Pilot: Negative. No sign. Wait a second, I think I got him.
Ace: You know you could poke somebody's eyes out with that thing.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

[repeated line]
Ace: Loo-oo-ser!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

[repeated line]
Ace: All righty then.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ouda: [the entire tribe is laughing at Ace, after he's gotten a spear stuck in his leg] Chief says you make him laugh! You are like sissy girl!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: [the tiny warrior comes out of the hut screaming] What's that he's saying?
Fulton Greenwall: Well, I believe he's saying she's not a virgin.
Ace: They can tell that?
[is running away from the Wachati and Wachootoo tribes]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Where iz zhe bat?

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: [while being arrested by Hitu] Hey! What are you? H. R. Shove 'n Stuff?

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: [after being hit with a dart] I can feel it like it's right... In my neck!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Hi-Yo, Silver! Away!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Burton Quinn: [Ace brandishes a steak knife] What are you going to do with that?
Ace: Whatever I have to to get some answers.
[Ace slowly lowers the knife and, picking up a fork, begins scraping the two utensils against a plate]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!
[yodels]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Can you feel it, Captain Compost?

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: It is the mucus that binds us.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: I was just... practicing my mantra.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: [In a comedic tone of voice, looks over to stray raccoon] Look Spike!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Nobody wants to play with me.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

[repeated line]
Ace: Gravy.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: I'm fighting something.