Doug Hertz: They don't fall down when they're shot.
Beau Brower: Hell, neither do I.
Lucy Ikos: Now there's six of us.
Carter Davies: Soon there'll be just five.
[Carter removes his hood to reveal that he has turned into a vampire]
Carter Davies: The little girl in the store. I changed. I'm just so thirsty now. I couldn't tell you. That photo's all I've got left of my family. Martha was taking the kids to
visit her mom. They were hit... by a drunk driver. I wanted to be with them so much. I... I couldn't bring myself to do it. But I know they're waiting for me. I can't live forever. I can't. Eben. Don't let me.
Marlow: [Under his breath as Eben approaches] Come and see.
Sheriff Eben Oleson: All right, time to talk. Who are you here with? Who are you here with?
[the Stranger whimpers in pain]
Sheriff Eben Oleson: Who did that to Gus?
The Stranger: You're a dead man.
Sheriff Eben Oleson: Where are they?
The Stranger: [while foaming at the mouth] I
don't talk to dead men. I don't talk to dead men!
Sheriff Eben Oleson: Well, if I'm dead no one lets you loose from here.
The Stranger: You're all dead!
Deputy Billy Kitka: [after Stella misses her plane] Peggy and me can put two girls in one room. You'd have a place of your own.
Stella Oleson: I can't stay here. I've got bills to put in the mail. My plants will die.
Deputy Billy Kitka: It'll all work out. Of course, the price of staying at my place is explaining to me and Peggy just
what the heck is wrong with you and Eben.
Stella Oleson: [muttering to herself] Not enough time this century to cover that, Billy.
[upon finding a bag of pot at the sheriff's station]
Sheriff Eben Oleson: What the hell is that?
Jake Oleson: It's pot. It helps her with her cancer.
Helen Munson: Didn't tell you I got a little greenhouse at home. Didn't want you arresting me.
Sheriff Eben Oleson: Now I know why you wanted to go live
with grandma.