[Professor Oberon gets eaten by a hippo]
Moose Finbar: You better go in there and save her!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I'm not gonna get in there, you get in there!
Moose Finbar: I got a backpack on! You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Get on my back!
Moose Finbar: I would rather die.
[cut to Bravestone carrying Moose on his back]
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I can't do this!
Moose Finbar: I saw you fix a helicopter in mid-air!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: It's a lot easier to be brave when you've got lives to spare. It's a lot harder when you only have one life.
Moose Finbar: We always only have one life, man. That's how it is.
[a troop of motorcycle killers appear]
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: This is a video game, which means we have special skills.
[Bravestone runs at super speed]
Moose Finbar: Why am I running so slow?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I want to stay with you, like this.
Ruby Roundhouse: Then let's be like this... every day. Just come home.
Nigel: Dr. Bravestone. Famed archaeologist and international explorer. Known across the seven continents for your courageous exploits.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Is there a seat belt?
Ruby Roundhouse, Dr. Smolder Bravestone, Moose Finbar, Professor Shelly Oberon, Alex: [as Bravestone places the Jaguar's Eye onto the statue] JUMANJI!
