Sarah Ferguson
Sarah Ferguson

I felt that I ostracized myself by my behavior, by the past, by living with all the regrets of my mistakes, that I sort of wore a hair shirt and beat myself up most of the day thinking and regretting why did I make such a mistake? Why have I made so many mistakes?

Virgil Thomson
Virgil Thomson

I don't go around regretting things that don't happen.

The 40-Year-Old Virgin
The 40-Year-Old Virgin

David: I went out with this girl for four months and it was the greatest greatest thing in my life. Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade, I think. And, you know, instead of, like, saying, "Okay, what am I doing that caused this behavior?" I dumped her. Stupid decision. I spent the last two years of my life regretting it.
Andy Stitzer: Well, why

don't you get her back right now?
David: Oh, cause she's dating this pot dealer. Stupid, horrible decision. But, hey, that's her journey, you know. I gotta respect that. She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody, that's... that's love, man.
Andy Stitzer: It sounds horrible.
David: Of course it's horrible.

It's suffering and it's pain and it's... You know, you lose weight and then you put back on weight, and then you, you know, you call them a bunch of times and you try and email, and then they move or they change their email, but that's just love.

Scrubs
Scrubs

J.D.: Hey there, research buddy!
Dr. Cox: We're only four seconds in and I'm already regretting my decision.
J.D.: [hits a bell] Things Jordan says during sex!
[drops giant stack of carefully sorted files]
J.D.: ... there's a good chance I'm gonna kill someone.
Dr. Cox: [hits a

bell] Things you say when you talk to your patients.