Ramona Quotes

Julie Powers: So, what can I *censored* get you?
Scott Pilgrim: Is there anywhere you don't work?
Julie Powers: They're called jobs, something a *censored* ball like you wouldn't know anything about. And by the way, I can't *censored* believe you asked Ramona out after I specifically told you not to *censored* do that!

Scott Pilgrim: How are you doing that with your mouth?
Julie Powers: Never *censored* mind how I'm doing it!

[phone rings; Some Guy picks it up offscreen]
Some Guy: [whispering] It's for Scott.
Wallace Wells: [takes the phone from Some Guy and passes it to Scott] It's for you, big guy.
Scott Pilgrim: [takes the phone] Hello?
Gideon Gordon Graves: Hey, pal! I just wanna say I feel terrible about earlier. I

don't want any hard feelings, so I figured, why not be the bigger man, and just give you a call.
Scott Pilgrim: Is Ramona with you?
Gideon Gordon Graves: I dunno...
[to a brainwashed Ramona]
Gideon Gordon Graves: Are you with me?
Ramona V. Flowers: [deadpan] Yeah.
[Scott screams in agony

on phone]
Gideon Gordon Graves: Geez, buddy, it's gonna be all right!
Scott Pilgrim: No, I just spilled hot cocoa on my crotch!
Gideon Gordon Graves: Mm-hmm... Listen, as you know, I'm opening a new Chaos Theatre in Toronto, and the Sex Bobs are playing our grand opening tonight, and it would feel really weird for all of us if

you weren't there. They just did a soundtrack, and the acoustics here are *amazing*!
Scott Pilgrim: [looking intense] Yeah, maybe I'll see you there.
Gideon Gordon Graves: I hope so amigo. I don't want any more bad blood between exes. What do you say?
Scott Pilgrim: Mm-hmm
Gideon Gordon Graves: OK,

laytaz'!
[hangs up]
Wallace Wells: What a perfect asshole.
[Scott notices that Wallace was listening in on another phone]
Wallace Wells: Forget what I said earlier.
[hangs up phone]
Wallace Wells: Finish him.
[Scott dramatically gears up, and runs off to the Chaos Theatre for the "final level" as

Wallace and Some Guy watch from inside]