Kathleen Flinn
Kathleen Flinn

I didn't realize it at the time, but writing obituaries was one of best jobs that I've ever had. After all, it's the only time that someone will ever laminate my work and put it in their Bible. Plus, let's be honest, writing obits in Sarasota is a very busy job. The old saying was that old people lived in Miami, but their parents lived in Sarasota.

Maira Kalman
Maira Kalman

I don't listen to the news. I don't read the newspaper unless it's eccentric information - and the obituaries, of course.

Ntozake Shange
Ntozake Shange

I was chastised for writing several obituaries for Malcolm X, exploring different aspects of his writing. One teacher in particular told me, didn't I think I was beating a dead horse? and dismissively threw my paper on my desk.

Regina Brett
Regina Brett

It's sad that grandkids show up at the end of obituaries, way behind the list of work place achievements, social clubs and survivors. Why last? If you've got grandkids, you know they're first when it comes to the joy in your life.

Roger Maris
Roger Maris

It's like obituaries, when you die they finally give you good reviews.

Roz Chast
Roz Chast

I've done a lot of death cartoons - tombstones, Grim Reaper, illness, obituaries... I'm not great at analyzing things, but my guess is that maybe the only relief from the terror of being alive is jokes.

Sarah Weinman
Sarah Weinman

George V. Higgins's 'The Friends of Eddie Coyle' (1970) added an extra literary layer to the con novel; James Crumley's 'The Last Good Kiss' (1978) influenced countless writers and will be remembered forever for its opening line, quoted often in obituaries of the author.

Smriti Irani
Smriti Irani

I think too many obituaries have been written about me.

Tom Rachman
Tom Rachman

Obituaries were among my favorite to write because they have elements no other news stories have - a story from start to finish with a proper conclusion.

Vivek Oberoi
Vivek Oberoi

I hold the record for the maximum number of obituaries written for an actor's career.