Nick Frost
Nick Frost

I like to go home early, that's my thing. My idea of a pub crawl lasts from midday until 5 P.M., then I can go home, play with my kid, have tea and go to bed.

Thomas Arnold
Thomas Arnold

One's age should be tranquil, as childhood should be playful. Hard work at either extremity of life seems out of place. At midday the sun may burn, and men labor under it; but the morning and evening should be alike calm and cheerful.

Aladdin
Aladdin

Genie: Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves / Scheherazade had a thousand tales / But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves / You got a brand of magic, never fails / You've got some power in your corner now / Some heavy ammunition in your camp / You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how? / See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp / And I'll say: Mr Aladdin, sir, what will

your pleasure be? / Let me take your order, jot it down, you ain't never had a friend like me! / Life is your restaurant / and I'm your maitre'd! / Come on, whisper what it is you want / You ain't never had a friend like me! / Yes, sir, we pride ourselves on service / You're the boss, the king, the shah! / Say what you wish, it's yours true dish / How bout a little more baklava? / Have some of

Column A / Try all of Column B / I'm in the mood, to help you dude / You ain't never had a friend like me!
[performs tricks]
Genie: Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? / Can your friends pull this out their little hat? / Can your friends go poof? Well, looky here! / Can your friends go Abrakadabra, let her rip, and then make the sucker disappear? So

don'tcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed / I'm here to answer all your midday prayers / You've got me bona-fide, certified / You got a genie for your charge d'affaires / I've got a powerful urge to help you out / So what's your wish, I really wanna know! / You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubt / Well, all you've gotta do is rub like so, and OH / Mister Aladdin sir, have a wish or

two or three / I'm on the job, you big nabob / You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend / You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend / You ain't never... had a... friend... like... ME! You ain't never had a friend like me!

127 Hours
127 Hours

Aron Ralston: [as Brian Stephenson] Good morning, everyone! It is 7 o'clock here in Canyonlands, USA! And this morning on the boulder, we have a very special special guest, self-proclaimed American superhero, Aron Ralston! Let's hear it for Aron!
[nods to his imaginary audience]
Aron Ralston: [as himself] Hey. Hi. Oh, gosh, it's... It's a real

pleasure to be here. Thank you. Thank you! Heh. Eh-heh. Em... Hey, can I say hi to my mom and dad?
[as Stephenson]
Aron Ralston: Mom and Dad! Mustn't forget Mom and Dad. Right, Aron?
[as himself]
Aron Ralston: Yeah, that's right. Eh... Hey, Mom. I'm really sorry I didn't answer the phone the other night. If I had, I would have told you

where I was going, and then... Well, I probably wouldn't be here right now.
[as Stephenson]
Aron Ralston: That's for sure! But like I always say... your supreme selfishness is our gain. Thank you, Aron. Anyone else you'd like to say hi to?
[as himself]
Aron Ralston: Ehm... Well, Brion at work.
Brian: Hi, Aron!


Aron Ralston: [as himself] Hey! Eh... I probably won't be making it into work today.
[Stephenson-Aron and the audience laughs]
Aron Ralston: [as Stephenson] Get a load of this guy! Oh, wait. Hold on... We've got a question coming in from another Aron in Loser Canyon, Utah! Aron asks...
[as caller]
Aron Ralston:

Am I right in thinking that even if Brion from work notifies the police, they'll put a 24-hour hold on it before they file a Missing Persons report? Which means you won't become officially missing until midday Wednesday, at the earliest?
[as himself]
Aron Ralston: Yeah. You're right on the money there, Aron.
[the audience laughs]
Aron

Ralston: Which means, I'll probably be dead by then.
[the audience laughs again]
Aron Ralston: [as Stephenson] Aron from Loser Canyon, Utah. How do you know so much?
[as caller]
Aron Ralston: Well, I'll tell you how I know so much. I volunteer for the rescue service. You see, I'm something of a... well, a big fucking hard hero.


[the audience laughs]
Aron Ralston: And I can do everything on my own, you see?
[as Stephenson]
Aron Ralston: I do see! Now... Is it true that despite, or maybe because you're a big fucking hard hero... you didn't tell anyone where you were going?
[as himself]
Aron Ralston: Yeah. That's absolutely correct.


[as Stephenson]
Aron Ralston: Anyone...?
[as himself, shaking his head]
Aron Ralston: Anyone.
[as Stephenson]
Aron Ralston: Oops...
[the audience laughs]
Aron Ralston: [silently repeats] Oops. Oops.