Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

The true success is the person who invented himself.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

I refuse to be silenced.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.

Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.