The trouble with righting some wrongs is that it makes the remaining ones seem even more unbearable.
Penicillin and plastic bags help a lot, fridges and hot water make manliness more comfortable and Tom Ford's fragrance range makes it smell better, but the idea that has pushed our lives into the light more than any other -ism or -ology is feminism.
Learning Jimmy Carr riffs off by heart is not the way to anyone's heart, unless you're Jimmy Carr. And remember, the two most attractive things in a man is a sense of danger and being able to make a girl feel really safe.
No British TV company could ever make a series like 'The West Wing' about British politics. It would beggar credibility. No one could write it with a straight face, or perform it without giggling.
Songs are all poetry, and they don't make any sense.
My only piece of advice is that all of you consider every single text and Snapchat that you ever make as also being shared with your partner, because they all check your phones all the time - trust me on this one.
The part that makes you unique is the bit people will like or fear, fall in love with, or try to avoid.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
I think that the young people today feel a tremendous sense of responsibility to their brothers and sisters because of the sacrifices that most families make to send their children to college.
As I make my slow pilgrimage through the world, a certain sense of beautiful mystery seems to gather and grow.
