Lightyear Quotes

Woody: [whispering to Buzz from inside the Milk-crate, which he can't get out of since Sid placed a Toolbox on top of it] Psst! Hey Buzz!
[No response. Woody throws a washer against Buzz' visor. Buzz slowly looks over]
Woody: Hey! Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me!
[Buzz looks away]
Woody: Oh,

come on Buzz. I can't do this without you. I need your help.
Buzz: I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Why sure you can, Buzz. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.
Buzz: Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?
Woody:

Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly!
Buzz: No, Woody. For the first time, I *am* thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.
Woody: Wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.
Buzz: Yeah, right.

Woody: Not, it is!
[points through the window to Andy's room]
Woody: Look, over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy!
Buzz: [Buzz looks at his plastic parts and fake control panel] But why would Andy want me?

Woody: [sighs] Why would Andy want you? Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that... that whoosh thing. You're a cool toy. As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean - what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure.

All I can do is this.
[pulls his Pull String]
Woody: [voice box] There's a snake in my boot!
Woody: Why would Andy ever wanna play me me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
[Woody leans against the milk-crate, and Buzz looks at the sole of his foot with Andy's name printed on. He glances back at Woody

with a look of determination across his face from the words Woody gave to him]

Woody: [feeling miserable for what he'd done, lying on the seat of Andy's car] How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
[Woody spots Buzz up at the sunroof, staring down at him]
Woody: Buzz!
[Buzz leaps down onto the seat right next to Woody, furious, covered in leaves and twigs]
Woody: Buzz! You're alive!

This is great! I'm saved! Andy will find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all this all just a Big Mistake. Huh?
[Buzz glares at him, speechless]
Woody: Right? Buddy?
Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody: No. Daaaah-oof!
[Buzz attacks Woody, knocking them both out of the open car door]
Woody: Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?
[Buzz punches Woody in the face, having it spin around for a brief momemt, then he gets

knocked down by Woody, Woody hits his face a few times with a squeaking sound until he closes his visor on Woody's hand]
Woody: Ow!
Buzz: [Through his button speakers whilst as Woody attacks him] Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue.
Andy's Mom: [Andy and his Mum just re-enter the car] Next stop...

Andy: Pizza Planet! Yeah!
[Woody and Buzz stop fighting and pause]
Woody: Andy!
[Andy and his Mum drive off as Woody and Buzz watch in horror, leaving them behind at the gas station]
Woody: [walks away from Buzz, and pauses] He doesn't realize I'm not there?
[sulking out loud]
Woody: I'm

lost! I'm a lost toy!

Mission Control: [On TV] Calling Buzz Lightyear. Come in, Buzz Lightyear. This is Star Command. Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?
Buzz Lightyear: [Offscreen to Mission Control] Star Command!
Kid: [On TV] Buzz Lightyear responding. Read you loud and clear.
Mission Control: Buzz Lightyear, planet Earth needs your

help!
Kid: On the way!
Commercial Chorus: Buzz Lightyear!

[Woody jumps on to a train of orphaned Troll dolls. He pulls the brake to try and stop the train before reaching the broken bridge, but they still fall into the canyon]
Jessie: No!
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]
Buzz Lightyear: Glad I could catch the train!

Woody: Now let's catch some criminals!
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evily]
Aliens: [pointing at the sky] Ooh!
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody,

Buzz, and Jessie enter]
Woody: Reach for the sky!
Mr. Potato Head: You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]
Woody: Well, I

brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
Jessie: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Huh?
Buzz Lightyear: [a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop] Evil Dr. Porkchop!

Hamm the Piggy Bank: That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole

scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
Young Andy: [as Woody] Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Young Andy: [as Buzz] Woody, no! It'll kill you!
Young Andy: [as Woody] Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to

trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]

[Barbie, wearing Ken's spacesuit with an opaque visor, comes to Bookworm to get the Buzz Lightyear instruction manual]
Bookworm: [after rummaging in the shelves] All right, Ken. Here you go
[he throws down the manual]
Bookworm: But I don't know why it couldn't have waited until tomorrow.
[Barbie picks up the manual and salutes Bookworm]

Bookworm: [Barbie walks away, and Bookworm sees her high-heeled shoes] Huh?
Bookworm: [after a pause, he rolls his eyes] Sheesh!

Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to *believe* in yourself!
Emperor Zurg: [Points his blaster at Buzz #2 set at the highest level] Prepare to die!
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[as Rex turns he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
Emperor Zurg:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father.