Robert Clayton Dean: Steve? I thought you said his name was Bill.
Brill: No, *you're* Bill!
Robert Clayton Dean: If I'm Bill, you're going to have to let me *know* that I'm Bill!
Brill: I just did.
[Watching a surveillance tape with Congressman Albert having sex with his female assistant]
Brill: I think you're a little young to watch this part.
Robert Clayton Dean: Yeah, so's she.
Brill: What? That's my best aloha shirt.
Robert Clayton Dean: Yeah, well say "aloha" to it.
Brill: I need sugar. I'm getting cranky.
Robert Clayton Dean: Getting?
Brill: You wanna take a poke at me?
Robert Clayton Dean: I don't hit senior citizens.
Thomas Reynolds: [talking to Brill] So tell me what was on that tape.
Robert Clayton Dean: [Watching from afar] Your ugly-ass face, that's what.
Brill: You're transmitting. Get rid of your watch.
Robert Clayton Dean: My wife gave me this watch.
Brill: Then keep it.
Robert Clayton Dean: Hey, I'll be back to get my blender.
John Bingham: Yeah, I'll have it gift-wrapped.
Robert Clayton Dean: You were right, I was wrong, but this is not the time for the 'I told you so' speech.
