When you're given an 'SI' cover, and you take advantage of it, you can conquer the world. Look at Chrissy Teigen. Look at Tyra Banks. Look at Kathy Ireland.
I love meat and vegetables. If I did a diet, I would do Paleo, except they have no cheese, which is very upsetting. I'm going to start my own Chrissy diet that's like Paleo plus cheese. Plus late Saturday night drive-through.
Brody: [while typing up the report on Chrissy Watkins] Polly, if this new filing system is going to work you've gotta keep that outdated stuff off my desk. Just the pending, all right?
Polly: Yes, chief. Now we got a bunch of calls about that karate school. It seems that the nine year olds from the school have been... karateing the picket fences!
Whistler: How'd you two hook up?
Scud: I was backpackin'. Met these two chicks. Decided to take 'em back to my, uh, tent for a little "Three's Company" action.
[opens his shirt to reveal horrible scarring across his chest and abdomen]
Whistler: Purdy.
Scud: Next thing I know Janet and Chrissy start
tearing chunks outta my stomach. Blade shows up, saves my ass, everything else just sorta fell into place.