Bianca Del Rio
Bianca Del Rio

Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.

Don Herold
Don Herold

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Joe Buck
Joe Buck

I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody whose been through hair replacement surgery and tapped out early because it's too painful, you realize guys will do anything to maintain their sense of virility. They don't want to give up looking young.

Johnny Vegas
Johnny Vegas

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

Pauline Kael
Pauline Kael

This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.

Sasha Velour
Sasha Velour

I've always tried to twist the ideas of beauty that are maybe considered to be ugly by the mainstream. I was already kind of toying with that when it comes to baldness, which came from a discussion with my mother about how to be considered a beautiful woman if you're bald.

The Interview
The Interview

Rob Lowe: [replying to Skylark's question when did his baldness started] It started on "The Outsiders".

Dodgeball
Dodgeball

[first lines: Globo Gym commercial]
Globo Gym Ad Narrator: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive?
White Goodman: [finishing a ride on the skis] Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I'm here

to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got.
[a buffed Globo Gym member is lifting weights]
White Goodman: Hey, Rory. Looking good. Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

[climbing on the rocky wall; grunts]
White Goodman: And that's where we come in.
[cackling]
White Goodman: Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a

Franken-fine!
[wheels out a bandaged-like-a-mummy person in a wheelchair]
White Goodman: Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm also a client.
[a picture of a 600-pound White Goodman from 14

years ago]
White Goodman: That's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded Globo Gym. But don't just take my word for it. Listen to these Globo-Gymers tell you how it is.

Dodgeball
Dodgeball

White Goodman: At Globo Gym we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.