Wreck-It Ralph Quotes

Wreck-It Ralph: [enters the empty penthouse] Hello? Felix? Mary? Anyone?
Gene: [pouring himself a martini at the bar] Well, you actually went and did it.
Wreck-It Ralph: Gene, where is everybody?
Gene: They're gone. After Felix went looking for you and didn't come back, everyone panicked and abandoned ship.

Wreck-It Ralph: But I'm here now!
Gene: It's too late, Ralph. Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning.
[he motions to the window; Ralph goes to the window and sees the "OUT OF ORDER" sign hung over the game console]
Gene: But, never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph.
[tosses

the penthouse key at Ralph]
Gene: Enjoy.
[He heads for the door, pulling a suitcase]
Wreck-It Ralph: Gene, wait! I didn't want any of this to happen...
Gene: Well, what did you want, Ralph?
Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know! I was just sick of living alone in the garbage!
Gene:

Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse.

Wreck-It Ralph: What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?
Sour Bill: Nothing...
Wreck-It Ralph: Talk!
Sour Bill: No!
Wreck-It Ralph: I'll lick you.
Sour Bill: You wouldn't.
Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, yeah?
[licks Bill]

Sour Bill: Ugh! That's like sandpaper!
Wreck-It Ralph: Hmm, wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center.
Sour Bill: I'll take it to my grave!
Wreck-It Ralph: Fair enough.
[pops Bill into his mouth]
Wreck-It Ralph: Mmm... they call you Sour Bill for a reason!

[takes him out]
Wreck-It Ralph: Had enough yet?
Sour Bill: Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!

Vanellope von Schweetz: Now, rise my royal chump! I've got a date with destiny.
[Ralph doesn't move]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph, come on. Move your molasses!
Wreck-It Ralph: Um, I've been thinking...
Vanellope von Schweetz: That's dangerous!
Wreck-It Ralph: Who cares about

this stupid race, anyway, right?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Huh-huh. That's not very funny, Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph: No, I'm serious. And it was really fun to build the car and everything, but maybe... maybe you shouldn't do it.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Uh, hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please.

Wreck-It Ralph: Look, what I'm saying is, you can't be a racer.
Vanellope von Schweetz: What? Why would you...
[she notices that Ralph has his Hero's Duty medal back]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Wait a minute.
[she grabs the medal]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Where did you get this?

Wreck-It Ralph: Look, I'm gonna be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy.
Vanellope von Schweetz: King Candy? You sold me out?
Wreck-It Ralph: No, I didn't... Listen, you don't understand.
Vanellope von Schweetz: No, I understand plenty. Traitor!
[she throws the medal back at him]

Wreck-It Ralph: I'm not a traitor. Listen.
Vanellope von Schweetz: You're a rat! And I don't need you. And I can win the race on my own.
Wreck-It Ralph: But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!
[He lifts her in the air]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Put me down! Let me go!
Wreck-It

Ralph: No, you listen to me. You know what's gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They're gonna think the game's broken.
Vanellope von Schweetz: I don't care! You're a liar!
Wreck-It Ralph: Well, you'd better care, because if your game goes out of order, you go down with the ship, little sister!
Vanellope von

Schweetz: I'm not listening to you! Get outta my way! I'm going to that race!
Wreck-It Ralph: No, you're not!
[He hangs her by the collar from a tree branch]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Take me down from here, Ralph, right now!
Wreck-It Ralph: No! I'm doing this for your own good!
[He walks up to the cart,

makes fists and raises his arms]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Wait, wait, wait. No, no. No, no, no, no, no! Please, Ralph!
[He smashes the cart]
Vanellope von Schweetz: No! Ralph, stop it!
[He continues smashing]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Stop it! No!
[She sobs]
Vanellope von Schweetz: You

really are a bad guy.

Vanellope von Schweetz: What's the big deal over that crummy medal, anyway?
Wreck-It Ralph: The big deal? Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the bad guy, and I live in the garbage.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Cool!
Wreck-It Ralph: No, not cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring... and that

crummy medal, was going to change all that. I bring that baby home I'll get fireworks, ice sculptures, pies! Ah, it's grown up stuff, you wouldn't understand.
Vanellope von Schweetz: No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me!
Wreck-It Ralph: Well, guess what?
Vanellope von Schweetz: What?
Wreck-It

Ralph: News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!

[Ralph is brought to Candy's castle]
King Candy: Milk my Duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph!
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?
King Candy: [laughs] Oh, please. No, I'm King Candy!
Wreck-It Ralph: [looks around] I see you're a fan of pink.
King Candy:

Salmon! Salmon, that's obviously salm... what are you doing here?