Wreck-It Ralph Quotes

Sergeant Calhoun: Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again.
Fix-It Felix: Oh, that ain't blunt force trauma, ma'am. It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks. You know, you are one dynamite gal.
Calhoun's Fiancee: [At the artillery range] You know, you are one dynamite gal.
[On a date]
Calhoun's Fiancee: You

are one dynamite gal.
[At a park]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal.
[Proposing]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal.
[At the wedding]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal.
[the cy-bug bursts in and kills him]
Sergeant Calhoun: NOOOOO!
[stops the ship]
Sergeant Calhoun: Get out!
Fix-It

Felix: But... all I said is that you're a dynamite gal.
Sergeant Calhoun: I said get out!
[Felix disembarks and Calhoun flies off alone]

Wreck-It Ralph: Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
[Bad-Anon members applaud]
Clyde: Nice share, Ralph. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.
Wreck-It Ralph: Really?
Zangief: Right here. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy.
Bad-Anon Members: Hi

Zangief.
Zangief: I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs... and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but

this does not mean you are *bad* guy.
[Bad-Anon members agree]
Wreck-It Ralph: Right... I'm sorry, you lost me there.
Zombie: Zombie! Bad guy!
Wreck-It Ralph, Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zombie.
Zombie: Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh... you must love you.

Cyborg: Yeah!
[Performs a Heart-rip Fatality on Zombie]
Cyborg: Inside here!

Sour Bill: Now I remember.
[walking up to Vanellope]
Sour Bill: All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: I remember, she's our princess!
Candlehead: Oh, that's right!
Taffyta Muttonfudge: We are *so* sorry about the way we treated you!

Rancis Fluggerbutter: Yeah, those were... jokes!
Candlehead: [whining] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
Sugar Rush Racers: *What?* No, no, no, please...

Fix-It Felix: Oh, my land!
Sergeant Calhoun: Oh! This place just got interesting.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: [crying] I don't want to die!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Ah, I'm just kidding.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: You are?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Stop crying, Taffyta.

Taffyta Muttonfudge: [eyes streaming] I'm trying, but... it won't stop!

Wreck-It Ralph: See ya later, President Fartfeathers.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.
Wreck-It Ralph: And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Goodbye, Major Body Odor.
Wreck-It Ralph: Hasta la vista, you...
Fix-It Felix:

Ralph!
Wreck-It Ralph: All right, to be continued.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Yeah!

King Candy: Sad as it is, Vanellope can not be allowed to race.
Wreck-It Ralph: *Why* are you people so against her?
King Candy: I'm not against her! I'm trying to *protect* her! If Vanellope wins that race, she'll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar. And when they see her glitching and-and-and

twitching and just being herself, they'll think our game is broken. We'll be put out of order for good.
[Sugar Rush being unplugged, characters fleeing into Game Central Station]
King Candy: All my subjects will be homeless. But there's one who can not escape, because she's a glitch.
Vanellope von Schweetz: [terrified, pounding on the barrier

surrounding Sugar Rush] Help! Somebody come help!
[being sucked into a vortex]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Noooooo!
King Candy: And when the game's plug is pulled... she'll die with it.
Wreck-It Ralph: You don't know that will happen. The gamers could love her!
King Candy: And... if they don't?

[Wreck-It Ralph sits down, dejected]