Sam: [Ken is wearing a neck brace] What do you do to your neck?
Kenneth Bowden: Oh, this? I don't have to wear it all the time.
[looks out the window and takes it off]
Kenneth Bowden: There was an insurance guy around here earlier.
Kenneth Bowden: [Passing Sandra Van Ryan's limo and honking the horn] Hey, look who we've got here. Hey, Sandra!
Sandra Van Ryan: I want you to nail that shyster's balls to the wall!
Tom Baxter: Well, that might have been possible if miss not-so-bright here hadn't started throwing things in court.
Kelly Van
Ryan: Fuck off!
Sandra Van Ryan: I can't believe you're going to let them, get away with this... shit!
Tom Baxter: I don't think you understand, Sandy. Your little princess here committed perjury. It will be all I can do to keep her fucking little ass out of jail.
Sandra Van Ryan: Well... what are we going to do?
Sam: [taking off Kelly Van Ryan's panties] Guidance counselors get to find out all sorts of interesting things.
Detective Ray Duquette: Did Sam Lombardo rape you?
Suzie: Yeah, Okay? He did. He pushed me to the floor and he did it to me.
Sam: [looking at a photo] Hey Art, this is one hell of a fish.
Art Maddox: It's a Barracuda. If you weren't so busy chasing booty at the yacht club, you could have caught one for yourself.
Sam: You aren't going to eat that thing are you? It's Barracuda, it's poisonous, it'll kill you.
Art Maddox: Shit, man. I
could say that about most of the girls you date.
Kenneth Bowden: Nice to see you, Tom. Come by, we'll have lunch.
Tom Baxter: See you at the club.
[Tom Baxter leaves. Ken takes the out-of-court settlement document Baxter's client Sandra Van Ryan has signed and starts rubbing it all over himself including under his arms and over his crotch and bottom]
Kenneth Bowden: See you
at the club. See you at the club. See you at the club. See you at the club, Tommy. Hey, Tom! What'd you shoot today, pal? Hey, my man!