Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Quotes

Galloway: "The Fallen shall rise again"? Sounds to me like something's coming. So let me ask: If we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?
Optimus Prime: Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honour it. But before your President decides, please

ask him this: What if we leave, and you're wrong?
Major Lennox: [poking Galloway] That's a good question...

[Leo comes out of bathroom with pants down and trips, accidentally tazers himself in the chest and falls on top of the guard he had just tased]
Agent Simmons: [entering the toilet] What is going on here?
Leo Spitz: [in agony] How many times can you get tazered in the nuts before you can't have kids?
Agent Simmons: You're an

amateur, kid, a rank amateur.

Wheelie: I will have so many Decepticons on your butt!
Mikaela Banes: [brings out blowtorch] Hey, behave!
Sam Witwicky: What is it, a Decepticon?
Mikaela Banes: Yeah.
Sam Witwicky: And you're training him?
Mikaela Banes: I'm trying to.
Agent

Simmons: I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua.
Wheelie: Huh? Do you want a throwdown, you pubic 'fro-head?

[Sam encounters the Dynasty of Seven Primes]
Prime #1, Prime #2, Prime #3: Sam... we have been watching you for a long, long time. You have fought for Optimus, our last descendant, with courage and sacrifice, the qualities of a leader. A leader worthy of our secret. The Matrix of Leadership cannot be found, it must be earned.

Return now to Optimus. Merge the Matrix with his spark. It was, and has always been, your destiny...
[Sam wakes up]

Jetfire: What do you want?
Sam Witwicky: Look, we just want to talk!
Jetfire: I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer!... What planet am I on?
Sam Witwicky: Earth.
Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt...

Megatron: My master, I failed you on Earth. The Allspark is destroyed and without it, our race will perish.
The Fallen: Oh, you much have much to learn, my disciple. The Cube was merely a vessel. It's power, it's knowledge, can never be destroyed. It can only transform.
Megatron: How is that possible?
The

Fallen: It has been absorbed by the human child. The key to saving our race now lies within his mind.
Megatron: Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body!
The Fallen: And you will, my apprentice, in time. For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet where I, too, was once betrayed by the Primes I called my

brothers. Only a Prime can defeat me... and now, only one remains.
Megatron: Optimus... he protects the boy.
The Fallen: Then the boy will lead us too him, and revenge will be ours.
Megatron: Yeesss...
Starscream: The boy will not escape us! We have him in our sights!
Starscream:

[watching a hatchling die] Without the energon, the hatchlings will keep dying.

Leo Spitz: [about Simmons] You know him?
Sam Witwicky: We're old friends.
Agent Simmons: Old FRIENDS? You are the case that shut down Sector Seven. Now that it disbanded, no security clearance, no retirement, no nothing! All because of you!
[looks at Mikaela]
Agent Simmons: And your little criminal

girlfriend. Look at her now, so mature.

[surrounded by Devastator's Constructicon vehicles]
Agent Simmons: You ever see "Gunfight at the O.K. Corral"?
Leo Spitz: No.
Agent Simmons: Starring Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?
Leo Spitz: No, why?
Agent Simmons: Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
Leo

Spitz: Is that good?
Agent Simmons: A lot of people died.
[the Constructicons transform and combine to form Devastator]

Ron Witwicky: Sam!
Judy Witwicky: What?
Ron Witwicky: Sam!
Sam Witwicky: Mom! Dad!
[Rampage launches himself in front of Sam, tossing his parents around]
Sam Witwicky: Wait! WAIT!
Ron Witwicky: Sam, listen to me! I want you to run!
Sam

Witwicky: Wait, wait, wai...
[Sam hears a whistle, and catches sight of a hidden Bumblebee...]
Sam Witwicky: Okay...
[holds up his sock]
Sam Witwicky: Okay, this is what you want... and I know you need me, 'cause I know about the Matrix...
Rampage: [growling] Sam Witwicky...
Ron

Witwicky: Sam, just go!
Judy Witwicky: Sam, listen to your father!
Ron Witwicky: Sam, they're gonna kill us all anyway!
Sam Witwicky: Look, just come over here and take it, don't harm them... okay. BUMBLEBEE!
[Bumblebee jumps on Rampage]
Sam Witwicky: Take 'im down, Bee!

Sam Witwicky: [to Alice and Leo as they enter the room to find he's written in Cybertronian all over the walls] Hey! You ever have a song stuck in your head? Its like the worst song ever, but you cant help but whistle it or sing it cause it repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself. Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten

calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar.
Leo Spitz: Dude, what the eff?
Sam Witwicky: I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head. Now it's on the walls. Everything is good.

Sam Witwicky: Look, I am slowly losing my mind, okay? I had a little crab bot plug in to my brain and start projecting little alien symbols like a freaking home movie! And on top of that, I am a wanted fugitive! So you think you got it rough?
Agent Simmons: You said it projected images from your brain?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah.

Agent Simmons: Meat locker, now!

Agent Simmons: Before I got fired, I looked through Sector Seven's crown jewel. Several files of alien research point to one inescapable fact: the Transformers, they've been here a long, long time. How do I know?
[tosses a box file to Leo]
Agent Simmons: Archeologists found these unexplained markings on ancient ruins all over the world: China, Egypt,

Greece...
[runs an old film that shows archeologists and the said markings]
Agent Simmons: Shot in 1932. These the symbols you're seeing in your head? Same ones over here, right? So tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same thing?... Aliens. And I think some of them stayed. Check this out: Project Black Knife...
[holds up photos of vehicles]

Agent Simmons: Robots in disguise, hiding here! We detected radioactive signatures all across the country. I pleaded on my knees with S-7 to investigate, but they said the readings were infinitesimal, that I was obsessed! Me! Can you imagine that?

Megatron: There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. The boy could lead us to it.
[Megatron sends Prime sprawling with a kick]
Sam Witwicky: OPTIMUS!
[Megatron blasts Optimus]
Megatron: Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?
Sam Witwicky: Up! GET UP!

Optimus Prime: You'll never stop at one!
[Surrounded by Decepticons, Optimus Prime unsheathes Energon blades]
Optimus Prime: I'll take you ALL on!