Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

[first lines]
Mildred Hayes: [walking into his office] You Red Welby?
Red Welby: Yes, ma'am. How may I help you?
Mildred Hayes: I heard there's three billboards out on Drinkwater Road. You're in charge of renting them out, that right?
Red Welby: I didn't know we had any billboards out on Drinkwater.

Where is Drinkwater Road?
Mildred Hayes: It's a road out past the Sizemore turn-off. Nobody uses it since the freeway got put in.
Red Welby: You are right. Got three billboards out there. Nobody's put nothing up out there since 1986. That was 'Huggies'.
Mildred Hayes: How much to rent out all three of 'em the year?

Red Welby: A year? You wanna pay for three billboards on a road no-one goes down unless they got lost or they're retards, for a year?
Mildred Hayes: Quick, ain't ya, Welby?
Red Welby: Well, since what I say goes these days down at the Ebbing Advertising Desk, I'm gonna strike you a real good deal on those billboards. Now, what was it

you said your name was, Mrs?
Mildred Hayes: What's the law on what you can and cannot say on a billboard? I assume it's ya can't say nothing defamatory, and ya can't say, 'Fuck' 'Piss' or 'Cunt'. That right?
Red Welby: Uh... Or... anus.
Mildred Hayes: Well, I think I'll be alright then. Here's 5,000 for the first month.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Red Welby: [Referring to Willoughby] He's dying, Mildred.
Mildred Hayes: We're all fucking dying!

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Mildred Hayes: You can ask me all the questions you want if you take me down and arrest me.
Abercrombie: I'm not gonna arrest you, Mrs. Hayes. I got nothing to arrest you for.
Mildred Hayes: Not yet you ain't...

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Mildred Hayes: Fuck it.
[throws a molotov cocktail at the police station]

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Willoughby: I got cancer. I'm dying.
Mildred Hayes: I know it.
Willoughby: Huh?
Mildred Hayes: I know it. Most everybody in town knows it.
Willoughby: [confused] And you still put up those billboards?
Mildred Hayes: Well, they wouldn't be as effective after you

croak, right?

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Mildred Hayes: [while crying] I'll crucify you motherfuckers.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Abercrombie: [after noticing a case file on his folder] How are things coming along in the Angela Hayes case?
Dixon: How are things coming along in the mind your own fucking business case?
Abercrombie: How are things coming along in the hand me your gun and your badge?

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Pal: Was she hot?
Crop-Haired Guy: Once the gasoline kicked in, she was hot.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Geoffrey: Well, if it's wagging, it's gonna have to come out.
[He starts picking up the tools]
Mildred Hayes: Ain't you gonna take a look at it first?
Geoffrey: [looks for a second] It's gonna have to come out.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Red Welby: Stop fucking crying, good damn it! The salt'll just fuck up your wounds.
Dixon: I thought salt was supposed to be good for your wounds.
Red Welby: What am I, a fucking doctor?

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Desk Sergeant: And where'd you check all this out ?
Red Welby: In a... a book
Desk Sergeant: Which book, genius ?
Red Welby: Book called Suck My Ass, It's None Of Your Business