Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Willoughby: If you got rid of every cop with vaguely racist leanings, then you'd have three cops left, and all o' them are gonna hate the fags, so what are ya gonna do, y'know?

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Dixon: What the hell is this?... Hey, you. What the fuck is this?
Jerome: What the fuck is what?
Dixon: This! This
[pointing at the billboard]
Dixon: .
Jerome: Advertising, I guess.
Dixon: Advertising what?
Jerome: Something

obscure?
Dixon: I'll say. Yeah.
Jerome: Don't I know your face from some place?
Dixon: I don't know, do you?
Jerome: Yeah. Yeah, I do
[spits on the ground]
Jerome: .
Dixon: I could arrest you right now...
Jerome: For what?


Dixon: For emptying your bucket... That's being bad against the environment laws.
Jerome: Well, before you do that, Officer Dixon, how about you have a look at that first billboard over there? And then we can have ourself a conversation about the motherfucking environment... How about that?

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Mildred Hayes: [from trailer]
[live on the news]
Mildred Hayes: My daughter Angela was murdered 7 months ago, it seems to me the police department is too busy torturing black folk to solve actual crimes.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Willoughby: Dixon, you goddamn asshole. I'm in the middle of my goddamn Easter dinner... Sorry, kids.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Willoughby: You think I care about dentists?... I don't care about dentists... Nobody cares about dentists.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

James: You know, I didn't have to come and hold your ladder.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Dixon: What's the matter with you, saying that goddamn stuff on TV?... My momma watches that station.
Mildred Hayes: Your momma doesn't know about the torturing?
Dixon: No, she doesn't know anything about it. She's against that kinda thing.
Willoughby: Who's against what?
Dixon:

Momma... my momma-momma is against persons-of-color-torturing. She said nigger-torturing. I said, You can't say nigger-torturing no more. You gotta say persons-of-color-torturing. Isn't that right, Chief?

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

[Mildred is angry that the billboards were set on fire. Here we see her wearing a pair of bunny slippers]
Mildred Hayes: [crying] I'll crucify the motherfuckers!
Mildred Hayes: What are you gonna do, Mildred? You're gonna crucify 'em?
Mildred Hayes: [rabbit voice] Yeah, I'ma crucify 'em.
Mildred Hayes:

Who are you gonna crucify? The motherfuckers?
Mildred Hayes: [rabbit voice] Yeah, I'm gonna crucify the motherfuckers.
Mildred Hayes: Woah, I guess those motherfuckers better watch out, alright? Fucking A.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

[we see a boy throw a can at Mildred's car. Mildred, agitated by this, goes out of her car to confront him and a girl who was with him]
Robbie: [trying to stop Mildred] Don't, don't!
Mildred Hayes: [asking the boy and the girl] Hey there! You know who threw that can?
Boy: What can?
[Mildred kicks the boy in the crotch]


Mildred Hayes: How about you, sweetheart? You know who threw that can?
Girl: Uh, no, I didn't really see...
[before the girl could complete her answer, Mildred kicks her in the crotch as well]
Robbie: Thank you, Mom.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Mildred Hayes: You got something to say to me?
Charlie: If I'd known, we could have double dated.
Mildred Hayes: Doesn't shit girl have a curfew week nights?
Charlie: No, no, in fact I was actually gonna take her to the circus later, but there's no need now. Does he juggle ?
Mildred

Hayes: Look, I'm having one dinner with the guy cause he did me a favour, okay?
Charlie: You don't have to explain yourself to me cause you're having dinner with a midget, Mildred.
Mildred Hayes: I'm not explaining myself to you.
Charlie: You kinda are. Look, I didn't come over here to break your balls. You can date

as many midgets as you want.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Geoffrey: I just wanted to say, there's a lot of good friends of Bill Willoughby in this town, Ms. Hayes...
[before Geoffrey could complete his sentence, Mildred, agitated, grabs the dentist drill Geoffrey is holding and drills a hole into his right thumbnail]
Geoffrey: Goddamn it!
Mildred Hayes: Then why don't you tell those

good friends of Bill Willoughby to tell him to go do his fucking job, fat boy.
[Mildred then spits at Geoffrey before the next scene starts]
Willoughby: Hey there Mildred! You didn't happen to pay a visit to the dentist today, did you?
Mildred Hayes: No.
Willoughby: Uh?
Mildred Hayes: I said

"no".
Willoughby: Oh, so it wasn't you who drilled a little hole in one of big fat Geoffrey's big fat thumbnails, no?
Mildred Hayes: Of course not.
Willoughby: Huh?
Mildred Hayes: I said, "Of course not".
Denise: You drilled a hole in the dentist?
Mildred

Hayes: Denise, no, I didn't.
Willoughby: Well, I thought it was kind of funny myself, but he wants to press charges, so we're gonna have to bring you in, I'm afraid.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Mildred Hayes: Did you really tell him "Anger begets greater anger"?
Penelope: Oh... yes! I did! I didn't make it up myself though, I can't claim that. No, I read it on a bookmark... Which was in a book I was reading... About polio?
Mildred Hayes: [baffled face]
Penelope: Pólo... No.
[to Charlie]

Penelope: Which is the one, with the horses? Polio or polo?
Charlie: [softly] Polo.
Penelope: Polo.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Willoughby: [from trailer] I don't think those billboards is very fair.
Mildred Hayes: The time it took you to get out here whining like a bitch, Willoughby, some other poor girl's probably out there being butchered.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Mildred Hayes: Wow. When you can't trust the lawyers and the advertising men, what the hell's America coming to, huh?

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Father Montgomery: [to Mildred] You know, if you hadn't stopped coming to church, you'd have a little more understanding of people's feelings.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Dixon: [after throwing Red out of the window] See, Red, I got issues with white folks too!

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Willoughby: Oscar Wilde...
[Smiles in memories, shoots himself in the head]

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Anne: I just came to give you the letter. Now, my two little girls are out in the car, so I'd better not stay and chat. I'm not quite sure what we're going to do for the rest of the day. It's hard to know what to do the day your husband kills himself. It's hard to know what to do.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Willoughby: You really wanna fuck with the Ebbing Police Department, Red? Do you?
Red Welby: I guess.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Charlie: Yeah, I'm such a shitty dad, you're such a great mom. Alright. So how come, a week before she dies, Angela asks if she can come and live with me at my place? Cause she couldn't stand the two of you bitching at eachtother, fighting each other? And I said no, stay at home, your mom loves you. Now I wish I hadn't. Cause if hadn't, she'd still fucking be here.

Mildred Hayes: I don't believe you!
Charlie: Then don't believe me. Ask fruit loop boy.
Mildred Hayes: Is that true?
Robbie: I don't know, mom.
Mildred Hayes: Yeah, you do.