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Janni Gogolack: I vant you to understand, when it comes to Yimmy Tudeski, we're not talking about a human being. We're talking about a rodent! We're talking about wermin!
[pause]
Janni Gogolack: Where was I?
Oz: Wermin, I think. Wermin.
Janni Gogolack: We're talking about someone - SCREW THAT! - some

THING that doesn't deserve to be breathing. The AIR!

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Jimmy: I take it you're not Canadian.
Oz: Only by marriage.

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The Whole Nine Yards

Jimmy: But just so you know, I am disappointed, Oz. I am extremely disappointed with you.
Oz: Believe me, you are the last person I would ever want to disappoint, but everything I everything I did, was for love.
Jimmy: Yeah, whatever.

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Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Oh, and don't forget the corpses.

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Jimmy: The great and powerful Oz.

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Jimmy: You know this whole... sneaking into the house thing, to try to kill me? You guys are really good! You really... heh heh heh... bye, Janni!
[shoots Janni in the head]

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[every time Oz doesn't answer, Frankie hits him in the stomach or kidneys, then hugs him to stop him collapsing]
Frankie Figs: My brother, believe me, you don't want to dance with me all night.

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Oz: All right, maybe he won't come after us. Maybe he'll just let us go.
[Cynthia just looks at him]
Oz: All right, maybe I can talk with him, reason with him. I mean, we're friends now, right?
Cynthia: That's what Harry Lefkowitz thought.
Oz: What happened to Harry Lefkowitz?
[Cynthia just looks

at him]
Oz: I don't want to know what happened to Harry Lefkowitz.

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Frankie Figs: You what? You told Jimmy? What the hell did you do that for?
Oz: I felt sorry for him! I like him. Well, I liked him?
Frankie Figs: So you don't like him no more?
Oz: Well, it's a little hard to maintain a friendship with a man who wants to kill you.
Frankie Figs: If you

sold my ass out to Janni, then told me about it, I'd want to ice your ass, too!
Oz: I know.
[Frankie sucks on his teeth]
Oz: You know, I can close that gap for you.
Frankie Figs: Really?
Oz: Yeah, you'd be in and out.
Frankie Figs: You're kidding. This thing right here?


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Jill St. Claire: You don't like the Walther?
Jimmy: I think you should go with what you're comfortable with.
Jill St. Claire: It's what James Bond uses.
Jimmy: Really?
Jill St. Claire: Yeah.

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The Whole Nine Yards

[Oz watches from behind a two-way mirror as Sophie sobbingly confesses to trying to murder him]
Oz: This would be sad if it wasn't so pathetic.
Sgt. Buchanan: You want to talk with her?
Oz: No... no, I don't think so.
Agent Morrissey: I don't blame you.
Oz: You guys know any good

divorce lawyers?