Bella Swan: Wait, you're not leaving, you're coming back, right?
Alice Cullen: As soon as you put the dog out.
Jacob Black: So, "Face Punch", huh? You like action movies?
Mike: No, not really.
Jacob Black: I heard it sucks. Bad.
Mike: Hey... Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision?
Jacob Black: Right... Yeah. Well, she's buying my ticket for me.
Mike: Right... Okay.
Bella Swan: Well, Jessica bailed and Angela's got the stomach flu so Eric's taking care of her... It's just us three.
Jacob Black: Great...
Mike: Great...
Alice Cullen: Bella, what is that God awful wet dog smell?
Bella Swan: Um... That's probably me. I've... It's Jacob.
Alice Cullen: Jacob who?
Bella Swan: Jacob's kind of a werewolf.
Alice Cullen: Ugh! Bella! Werewolves are not good company to keep!
Jacob Black:
Speak for yourself...
Bella Swan: [to Jacob] Please don't make me choose. Because it will be him, everytime. It's always been him.
Charlie Swan: OK, that's it.
Bella Swan: What?
Charlie Swan: Bells, you're going to Jacksonville. This behaviour, it's just not normal and frankly it's scaring the hell out of me, and your mother. Just go to Jacksonville make some new friends.
Bella Swan: I like my old friends.
Charlie
Swan: Well you never see them any more.
Bella Swan: I'm going shopping with Jessica.
Charlie Swan: You hate shopping.
Bella Swan: I need a girls night out.
Charlie Swan: OK, Shopping. Good, go buy some stuff.
Jacob Black: Have you ever has a secret? One that wasn't yours to tell? well that's what it's like for me, only worse, you have no idea how tight I'm bound.
Bella Swan: I hate this. I hate what they've done to you.
Jacob Black: I mean the killer part is you already know. Bella do remember when we walked the beach at La Push, the
story?
Bella Swan: The story, about the cold ones?
Jacob Black: Guess I understand why that's the only part you remember.
Edward Cullen: Your aging? I think eighteen is a little to young to start worrying about that.
Bella Swan: It's one year old then you.
Edward Cullen: No it's not. I'm one hundred and nine.
Bella Swan: Then maybe I shouldn't be dating such an old man. It's gross, is should be throughlly repulsed.
Marcus: You know what you have to do, Aro.
Marcus: She is a liability.
Jared: These are trade secrets! She runs with vampires!
Bella Swan: You can't really run with vampires. They're very fast.
Jared: Well, we're faster. Freaked out yet?
Bella Swan: You're not the first monsters I've met.
Sam Uley: Jake's right, you're good with weird
Bella Swan: It's my birthday, can I ask for something? Kiss me.