Hoyt: So go get some real decency, son. And unfuck this mess.
Giles: [interpreting Elisa] I can either save him, or let him die.
Zelda: [Elisa looks noticeably happier] Why you smilin', hon? Well stop lookin' like that. What happened?
[Elisa shakes her head to say "nothing"]
Zelda: Why? How? How? Does he - have a...?
[Elisa nods and uses her hands to describe what the Amphibian Man's penis looks like]
Zelda: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
[pause]
Zelda: Lor'...! Never trust a man. Even when he looks flat down there.
[laughs]
Strickland: [to the creature] Fuck. You *are* a god...
Giles: [to Elisa, rapidly] Now, you said that - you know, he was worshiped like a god. Now, is he a god? I dunno if he's a god. I mean he ate a cat, so I mean, I don't, I don't know! I don't know, but... I mean, we have to keep him around, a while... Little while.
Strickland: [to Zelda and Elisa] Let me say this up front: You clean that lab, you get out. The thing we keep in there is an affront. Do you know what an affront is, Zelda?
Zelda: Something offensive?
Strickland: That's right. And I should know, I dragged that... filthy thing... out of the river muck in South America all the way
here. And along the way we didn't get to like each other much. Now. You may think, "That thing looks human." Stands on two legs, right? But - we're created in the Lord's image. You don't think that's what the Lord looks like, do you?
Bernard: Oh, and they want the - them happier. The family.
Giles: Happier?
Bernard: Mm.
Giles: Happier? The father looks like he just discovered the missionary position!
Hoffstetler: He's bleeding. What happened?
Strickland: It's an animal, Hoffstetler. Just keepin' it tame.
Hoffstetler: This creature is intelligent. Capable of language... Of understanding emotions!
Strickland: So are the Soviets. The gooks. And we still kill them, don't we?