Rameses: Tell your people as of today, their work load has been doubled, thanks to your God. Or is it thanks... to you?
Moses: God has come to me again, saying take a lamb, and with its blood, mark the lintel and posts of every door. For tonight, I shall pass through the land of Egypt, and smite all the firstborn. But when I see the blood upon your door, I will pass over you - and the plague shall not enter.
Moses: Hey Rameses, how would you like your face carved on a wall
Rameses: Someday yes
Moses: How about now.
[Moses pushes Rameses chariot against the wall]
Rameses: You almost killed me
Moses: aw c'mon where's your sense of fun.
Rameses: oh its fun you
want
[Rameses tries to push Moses of a hill, but Moses brakes only to make Rameses fall off the cliff instead]
Hotep: We offer you this delicate desert flower.
[Pulls Tzipporah down from her camel]
Rameses: Let us inspect this desert flower.
[Tzipporah tries to bite him]
Rameses: More like a desert cobra!
Moses: Not much of a snake charmer, are you?
Rameses: Thats why I'm giving
her to you.
Jethro: My children, let us give thanks for this bountiful food, and let us also give thanks for the presence of this brave young man, whom we honor here tonight.
Moses: Please sir, I wish you wouldn't. I have done nothing in my life worth honoring.
Jethro: First, you rescue Tzipporah from Egypt, then you you defend my young
daughters from brigands - you think that is nothing? It seems you don't know what is worthy of honor.