Elizabeth James: [walking down the hall in the hotel] Hallie Parker!
[both girls exit from rooms across the hall from each other]
Elizabeth James: Oh, don't do this to me. I'm already seeing double.
Hallie: [seeing Meredith before they leave for their camping trip] Dad, what's Meredith doing here?
Nick Parker: Your mother invited her.
Annie: What?
Nick Parker: Be nice.
Nick Parker: [after explaining to Elizabeth why they returned early from the camping trip] So, where's Chessie? I'm starving.
Elizabeth James: Well, she and Martin went off to a picnic around noon. Yesterday.
Nick Parker: [Impersonating Cary Grant] Really. Who would have thought. My nanny, your butler.
Annie as Hallie: I know what mystery my father sees in you.
Meredith Blake: You do?
Annie as Hallie: You're young, beautiful, sexy, and hey, the guy is only human, but if you ask me marriage is supposed to be based on something more than just sex, right?
Annie: This is Martin, he's our butler.
Hallie: [in shock] We have a butler?
Martin, the James' Butler: I found a stowaway in your suitcase.
[holds up Cuppy]
Hallie as Annie: [whispering] Oh my God. Cuppy.
Elizabeth James: [having drink with Meredith] Here's to... here's to you. May your life be far less complicated than mine.
Meredith Blake: Why thank you.
Annie: Okay, this is Grandfather...
Hallie: He's so cute! What do we call him?
Annie: Grandfather...
Hallie: Why didn't I think of that?...
[Hallie is trying to convince Annie the proposed switch will work]
Hallie: Look, I can do you already.
[Hallie pulls her hair back and adopts a British accent]
Hallie: "Yes, you want to know the real difference between us? I have class and you don't." Come on, Annie. I gotta meet my ma.
[arranges her expression into a pout]
Annie: Mum. Daddy's getting married.
[Elizabeth falls to the couch, stunned]
Annie: To Cruella de Vil. She's awful, Mum. We can't let him go through with it.
Nick Parker: You know, sometime if we're ever really alone maybe we could talk about what happened between us. You know it's all a bit hazy to me now. It ended so fast.
Elizabeth James: You mean it started so fast.
Nick Parker: Well, that part I remember perfectly.
Marva Kulp, Jr.: Ladies, it's time to break up this little love fest. Annie. Hallie. I mean, Hallie. Annie. I-I-I mean, woah.
Nick Parker: [Driving Hallie home after picking her up at the airport] Still biting those nails, I see.
Hallie as Annie: [Proudly] Dad, you noticed!
Nick Parker: What do you mean notice? You've been biting them since you could chew.
Nick Parker: [after falling down into the swimming pool, Nick has a wound on his eyebrow. He dries himself with a rag] I don't believe this. Seeing them together? Seeing you? Ow!
Elizabeth James: Ooh, let me help you with that
[Asks for a first aid kit]
Nick Parker: [At camp, Nick is looking at Meredith's bug killer spray] You're going to attract mosquito in the state with this stuff. It's sugar and water. Where did you get it?
Marva Kulp, Sr.: [camp has finally ended and everyone is getting ready to leave] Girls time to say your last goodbyes the buses are loading!
Chessy: [Watches Meredith drive away in the Jeep for the family camping trip] Oh, I would pay big money to see that woman climb a mountain.
Nick Parker: Honey, did I ever mention to you that Hallie was a twin?
Meredith Blake: No, I'm afraid you forgot that little detail
Hallie Parker: Don't feel bad, Mer. He never mentioned it to me, either.
