Rick O'Connell: Look kid, I've put down more mummies in my time than you.
Alex O'Connell: You put down one mummy, Dad.
Rick O'Connell: Yeah. Same mummy... *twice*.
Jonathan Carnahan: I *hate* mummies! They never play fair!
Woman in Bookstore: Mrs. O'Connell, we're all dying to know, is the Scarlet O'Keefe character *really* based on you?
Evelyn O'Connell: Honestly, I can say she's a completely different person.
Jonathan Carnahan: Here's to you, Princess. And Imhotep. May the bugger actually stay dead.
Jonathan Carnahan: [to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!
Jonathan Carnahan: [about Lin] She speaks Yeti?
Zi Yuan: When the Emperor built the Wall, he buried his enemies underneath it and cursed their souls to hold it up for eternity. Most of them were conquered soldiers. I will call them to battle once again.
Lin: I'll go after the Emperor.
Alex O'Connell: Trust me, I've got a little more experience with mummies.
Lin: [Pulling out a dagger] And I have the only weapon that can kill him.
Alex O'Connell: Okay, I'll cover you. Let's go!
[stopping a truck and throwing the man out]
Rick O'Connell: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, pal. There's a mummy on the loose!
[upon being surrounded by an army of the undead]
Rick O'Connell: These are, uh... They're good undead guys, right?
Mad Dog Maguire: I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any!
[Mad Dog laughs and Rick joins in]
Rick O'Connell: Why am I laughing?
Evelyn O'Connell: [speaking of Rick fishing] I'm so happy you found a hobby that doesn't involve guns.
[takes a bite of the fish and spits out a bullet]
Rick O'Connell: I! Really! Hate! Mummies!
Evelyn O'Connell: It seems the feeling's mutual!
Mad Dog Maguire: Remember our deal! When this is over, my men get to drink for free!
Jonathan Carnahan: You can have the whole damn bar for all I care! I'm getting the hell out of China.
Alex O'Connell: People can live an entire lifetime in one look. I watch my parents do it every day.
Rick O'Connell: Here we go again.
Jonathan Carnahan: Hey! You three-headed shape-shifting son of a bitch!
Jonathan Carnahan: [Trying to get warn Alex about a 'lady'] No, no, Alex. No, look. Listen, uh, how can I... Come here. To put it in archeological terms, that's a tomb in which many pharaohs have lain.
