[a scarab has just crawled under Jonathan's skin and he starts screaming]
Rick: What?
Jonathan: It's my arm! My arm!
Rick: [to Ardeth Bay] Hold him!
Jonathan: Do something! Do something!
[Rick flicks a knife out]
Jonathan: Not that! Not that!
Evelyn: Have you got any bright ideas?
Rick: I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Evelyn: You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after.
Rick: That's called stealing, you know.
Evelyn: According to you and my brother it's called borrowing.
Rick: Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.
Evelyn: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.
Rick: [trying to pack Evelyn's things into a suitcase but as he's packing, she's taking her things back out again] I thought you said you didn't believe in all this fairy tales and hokum stuff!
Evelyn: Well, having an encounter with a three thousand year old walking, talking corpse does tend to convert one.
Rick: Forget it! We're out
the door, we're down the hall, and we're gone.
Evelyn: Oh no we are not!
Rick: Oh yes we are!
Evelyn: Oh no we are not! We woke him up and we are going stop him!
Rick: We? What 'we'? We didn't read that book, I told you not to play around with that thing, didn't I tell you not to play around with that
thing?
Evelyn: Yes, that's right, me, me, me, me, I, I, I woke him up and I intend to stop him.
Rick: Oh yeah? How? You heard the man, no mortal weapons can kill this guy
Evelyn: Then we're just going to have to find some immortal ones!
Rick: There goes that 'we' again, y'know I wonder if-
[Evelyn slams the suitcase shut on Rick's fingers]
Rick: Ah!
Evelyn: Listen we've got to do something! Once the creature's been reborn his curse is going to spread until the whole of the earth is destroyed!
Rick: And is that my problem?
Evelyn: Well it is everybody's problem!
Rick: Evelyn, I appreciate you saving my life and all but when I signed on I agreed to take you out there and bring you back, end of job, end of story, contract terminated!
Evelyn: Oh, that's all I am to you, a contract?
Rick: Ok look, you can either tag along with me or stay here... and try to save the world! What's it gonna be?
Evelyn: I'm staying.
Rick: Fine!
Evelyn: Fine!
Rick: Fine.
Evelyn: Fine.
Rick: Fine.
[leaves and slams the door]
Evelyn: Ooh...
[last lines]
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Sometimes it does take a monster to fight a monster.
Nick Morton: Okay, you were right. We have angered the gods.
Jenny Halsey: Wait, what?
Nick Morton: I saw her. The chick in the box.
Jenny Halsey: Ahmanet?
Nick Morton: That one.
Jenny Halsey: Nick...
Nick Morton: He said I'm cursed.
Jenny Halsey: Who said?
Nick Morton: Vail.
Jenny Halsey: Vail?
Nick Morton: The coffin we found.
Jenny Halsey: Sarcophagus.
Nick Morton: Whatever. There was writing on it.
Jenny Halsey: Hieroglyphics.
Nick
Morton: Jenny, respectfully, I'm not interested in archeological jargon right now.
Rick: [a bunch of mummies start coming out of the ground] Who the hell are these guys?
Ardeth Bay: Priests. *Imhotep's* priests.
Rick: All right then.
[Starts shooting]
Winston: [as the plane spins through the sandstorm] Here I come, laddies! Ha-ha-ha-ha!