53 The Lego Batman Movie Quotes (2024) #3

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Batman: We are gonna steal the Phantom Zone projector from Superman.
Robin: [frowns] Steal?
Batman: Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.
Robin: Are we sure Gandhi said that?
Batman: I'm paraphrasing.

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The Joker: Madam Mayor! Thanks for dropping by.
Mayor McCaskill: I've only got one thing to say to you, Joker.
The Joker: Well, you'd better make it fast.
Mayor McCaskill: Do you like to gamble?
The Joker: Oh, I certainly do.
Mayor McCaskill: Do you ever play

roulette?
The Joker: On occasion.
Mayor McCaskill: Well, let me give you a word of advice.
The Joker: I'm all ears.
Mayor McCaskill: When playing roulette...
The Joker: Yes?
[the Mayor pulls her mask off, revealing herself to be Batman in disguise]

Batman: Always bet on black.

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Jerry Maguire: You... complete me.
[Batman laughs]
Dorothy Boyd: Shut up. You had me at hello.
Batman: [he laughs] Love it.

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Batman: All righ, kid. We need to avoid Commissioner Gordon. So, lesson number three. When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally. Got it?
Robin: Yeah!

#gotta

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Robin: Woo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads, and one of them is Batman!
Batman: Yeah!
Robin: [singing] It's raining dads...

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Phyllis: You know, Mr. Batman, when you're a talking brick, working at the Phantom Zone, you see a lot of crazy things. But I've finally seen a man, in order to make the world a better place, take a look at himself and make a change.
Batman: Hooo.
Phyllis: Superman.
Batman: WHAT?

Phyllis: I'm kidding. It's you.

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Batman: Hey, kid!
Robin: Yes, sir?
Batman: You're super nimble, right?
Robin: I sure am!
Batman: And small?
Robin: Very.
Batman: And quiet?
Robin: [whispering] When I desire to be.
Batman:

And 110% expendable?
Robin: I don't know what that means, but okay!

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[last lines]
Batman: [laughing] Wow, that was fun! Really hope nobody was recording that. Let me see. Oh, this thing is on. This thing is recording.

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Batman: So, when going stealth you've got to hide every part of you physically and emotionally.
Robin: [Robin runs behind trash can] Yeah!
[Voice echoes through trash can]
Batman: Already failed.

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[last lines]
Batman: White. All important movies end with a white screen.

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Jim Gordon: [answers the phone] Hello? Batman?
The Joker: Hi, Jimmy! It's the Jokes!
Jim Gordon: Nobody calls you that.
The Joker: [indignant] Yes, people do call me that!

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Robin: Uh... Batman?
Batman: What's up, buddy?
Robin: Are we nearly at Wayne Manor?
Batman: Why?
Robin: Uh... your Number Two needs to go number one.
Batman: [groans] I though I told you to go back at the prison.
Robin: I tried, but Bane

was in there.
Batman: So?
Robin: He had sort of a "get out of this bathroom now" vibe.
Batman: I knew I shouldn't have given you that water. Can you hold it in like a big boy?