The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Marvin: [as Vogons fire at the group] Don't see what the big deal is... Vogons are some of the worst shots in the galaxy...
Marvin: [one hits Marvin, leaving a smoking hole in his head. he turns] Now I've got a headache!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Zaphod: She digs me.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Zaphod: That doesn't sound good.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

FordZaphod: Belgium.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Zaphod: HUMMA KAVULA!

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Zaphod: I can't do this without my third arm!

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Marvin: I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Arthur: Go with the hunch of a man whose brain is fuelled by lemons?

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Zaphod: I'm sensing a lot of hostility from you, Alex.
Arthur: Arthur!
Zaphod: Have you ever tried yoga?

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Marvin: This will all end in tears.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Marvin: [Trillian, Ford, and Zaphod have gone through the portal and left Arthur and Marvin behind] I told you this would all end in tears.
Arthur: Did you? Did you?

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Marvin: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Zaphod: Hey! Is this guy boring you? Why don't you come talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet. Seriously!
[laughs]
Zaphod: You want to see my spaceship?

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ford: [talking about Zaphod] He's my semi half brother.
Zaphod: He shares three of the same mothers as me.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Humma Kavula: Even an improbability drive needs coordinates which I happen to have.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Arthur: So you're not from Guildford. Which would explain the accent.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Lunkwill: Drink up.
Arthur: Thank you.
Fook: Now, to business.
FordZaphod: [drunkenly toasting] To business!
LunkwillFook: Eat!
Zaphod: [quietly] Sorry.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Zaphod: You Zarkin' Frood!

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Trillian: We don't know why we're here. We were trying to get to Magrathea and our ship brought us here.
Humma Kavula: How very... improbable.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Zaphod: Circus! Circus!