43 The Hangover Part III Quotes (2024)

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Phil: What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?
Mr. Chow: They're angry. All I feed them is cocaine. And chicken.

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Alan: You don't get it Stu. You. Just. Don't. Get It. I have over 60 apps on that phone. Do you know how much time and manhours it would take to redownload those apps?

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Phil: Hey, what's your password?
Alan: Hey Phil?
Phil: Yeah?
Alan: No, that's it.
Phil: What?
Alan: That's my password. Hey Phil.

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Stu: We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow. This will knock them out for hours.
Mr. Chow: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you worked for PETA. What a pussy.

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[from trailer]
Mr. Chow: So long, bitches!
[goes on a paraglider]
Mr. Chow: I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!

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Phil: Damn it! I left my phone in the Minivan.
Alan: Oh Phil, I have that find my phone app.
Phil: Alan, we have bigger problems than that at the moment.
Stu: No wait. If Chow has the minivan and your phone is in the minivan that means your phone is with Chow.
Alan: Stu, you heard Phil.

We have bigger problems than that.

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Alan: Nothing worse than losing your phone.
Stu: You just saw a man get murdered. Your brother-in-law is kidnapped. You sure there's nothing worse?

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Stu: Do you even know how to get home?
Alan: Of course I do. I'm a grown man. I'll ask a stranger.

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Phil: [Struggling to climb down a rope off the roof of Caesar's Palace] Agh. I'm okay.
Alan: Hey, Phil!
Phil: What's wrong?
Alan: Hold on a second.
[Gets out phone to take a picture]
Alan: Kick yourself out a little bit.
Phil: Alan...

Alan: Stay still!
Phil: Alan!... Did you get it?

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[from trailer]
Alan: My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!
[causes a car crash]

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Alan: I saw it in a porno-graphy.

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Stu: [upon arriving to Las Vegas] Someone needs to burn this place to the ground.

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Alan: Leslie, get down from there! Please, you're gonna hurt yourself!
Mr. Chow: Nothing hurts Chow. I am invisible!
Phil: It's invincible, and you're not, you're just out of your fucking mind!

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Alan: When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.
Mr. Chow: Yeah, that's the point! It's funny!

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Mr. Chow: You want Chow spirit hang over you when you make fuck on your wife?

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[Marshall brings Stu, Phil, and Alan to his villa]
Marshall: Leslie Chow never lived here. You didn't break into his old house, you broke into MY house.
Phil: I don't understand.
Marshall: You didn't get back the gold he stole from me. You got the other half that he didn't.
Stu: Oh, my GOD!

Phil: You mean the half he never had?
Marshall: He's a world-class rat, and you 3 were his accomplices.
Stu: We had no idea!
Phil: We were trying to help you! We thought you'd be happy!
Marshall: [sarcastically] Thank you so much! Thank you for ripping me off! Thank you for desecrating

my home! And THANK YOU FOR KILLING MY FUCKING DOGS!
Stu: We didn't kill your dogs! They're just tranquilized.
Marshall: Oh, right. You don't know. Chow snapped their necks on his way out.
Stu: What?
Black Doug: And somebody's gotta pay.
Marshall: He's right.
[points his

gun at the Dougs]
Doug: No no no no, NO!
[Marshall shoots Black Doug and his body splashes into the pool]
Marshall: My head of security, couldn't stop 3 fuck-ups and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters. Unreal.

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Alan: Did you know your name used to be Carlos? I think it suits you better.

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[the Wolf Pack wake up in a honeymoon suite]
Stu: [sees he has implants] I have boobies now!
Cassie: [laughs] Oh my God...
Phil: [laughs] Holy shit!
Stu: It's not funny! Alan, what did you do? What did you do, Alan?
Alan: The wedding cake... it was from Leslie...
[Chow