[repeated line]
Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.
Matthew: Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.
[repeated line]
Danielle: So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?
Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.
Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?
Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
Matthew: Why didn't you just tell me?
Danielle: Because I didn't want to, okay? Because I loved the way you looked at me. God, do you have any idea how hard...
[walks away]
Matthew: Hold on!
Danielle: [shouts] Fuck you.
Eli: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
Matthew: Why are you doing this?
Danielle: What?
Matthew: This.
Danielle: Isn't this what you want? To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel room? So this is what you really think of me.
[repeated line]
Danielle: Just go with it.
Samnang: He fucked me, Mum. He fuck me real bad.
Samnang's Mother: [comforts Samnang] That son of a bitch!
Kelly: You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
Kelly: Ok people, let's make some fuckie Fuckie.
Matthew: Okay.
Kelly: Okay what?
Matthew: [dares Kelly] Show 'em the tape.
Kelly: I'm not fuckin' around.
Matthew: I just don't care anymore.
Kelly: This... is gonna be interesting.
Matthew: I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this.
Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.
Klitz: A tripod?
Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs, WE-ALL-FALL!
Kelly: [Kelly has just been sent a box of cigars by Matthew, containing a note saying "The Juice Was Worth The Squeeze"] Fuckin' kid.
Matthew: [to Samnang] You better cure cancer, kid.
Danielle: Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?
