Bender: [as Mr. Vernon leaves the library] That man... is a brownie hound.
Andrew: Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.
Bender: You load up, you party.
Brian Johnson: Uhh, no, actually, we dress up.
Andrew Clark: I'm not a winner because I want to be one. I'm a winner because I've got strength and speed... kinda like a racehorse. It's about how involved I am in what's happening to me.
Andrew: [standing up for Claire after she's been bullied by Bender one too many times] Let's end this right now. You don't talk to her, you don't look at her and you don't even think about her! You understand me?
Bender: [nonchalantly] I'm trying to help her.
Principal Richard Vernon: Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
John Bender: [to Andrew] Sounds like your father and my father should just get together and go bowling.
