Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.