I have a tough time with stand-up because I am an improviser. I can riff; I can do crowd work, so I don't prepare.
I listen to 'deep dish house'.
My father is very dry and very quick-witted, and my mother is very silly. It was the perfect combination because I got an education in physical and verbal comedy.
I'm a Nietzschean scholar. I've read an immense amount about nihilism and existentialism.
Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
I'll invent a lie. Ricky Gervais has done anything interesting since 'The Office'. There's a lie right there.
I find Denver's hipster scene to be fully unique.
When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body.
I do believe that in the future there will be a movie called 'Deadpool vs. Wolverine'.
I was in 'Goodwin Games,' which was canceled, and a few other things, so I kind of swore off television unless I was writing or producing it.
I like when people don't know what to expect.
Fame is very isolating. It changes your reality.
Artists want to be congratulated because they should be.
If there is one thing that makes me unique, it's that I riff a lot.
It's the comedy that guides me. The acting and all that stuff comes second. It's equally important, but I just try to do that as best as I can.
I know that, as a comedian, I've made great strides because I've worked as hard as a person can work at being at least wildly amusing.
I don't believe in alcohol. It's a sort of a medicinal necessity for the human condition, none of that stuff. I'm not a gambling man.
Mike Judge is very specific about how people look in his projects, and I think it's because he's an animator.
We're not a nation divided: we're a nation broken, and anything broken can be fixed.
