Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

By making the gay character funny and sweet but above all normal, you make a far better, longer lasting statement than you would if you had an entirely gay comedy.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I don't have it in my personality to be frightened of things.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I don't really drink, but the one thing I really hanker after is Zubrowka vodka. If it's someone's birthday, I'll pretend I like red wine for about three sips.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I'm a big Hitchcock fan, and I love anything by Almodovar.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I usually like 'The Guardian' and its journalistic bent, but sometimes 'The Independent.' And if I'm being totally honest, some weekends I'll have a 'News of the Screws' or a 'Sunday Spurt.' You need high and lowbrow.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I was bookish and awkward and wanted a means of expressing the millions of emotions flying around inside me. The piano seemed as good an outlet as any.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I came to music very young.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

With comedy, it's not always a blessing to be beautiful because part of it is self-parody and gurning.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

My idea of hell is to sit with a pair of curling tongs or have my hair blow-dried: I fidget like a 12-year-old boy.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

It's so hard to do the right thing with a pen and a piece of paper and a set of abstract thoughts.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

Sometimes I get into the mindset that being heterosexual is a brave new world, because you can conceive, and you work out the rest of it once you're pregnant.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I don't look great. I'm a bit ramshackle.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I ended up in TV because I have no ability to do anything else. I have an agent who tells me where I have to be when.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

Music is where I'm still. It's where I'm focused. It's such a joy. I'd like to make it a big part of my life.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I have come to understand that my hatred of the gym was based on fear and prejudice, a tribal resistance to science, to improvement. But to ignore my aging physicality and not try and become the strongest and fittest I can be is curmudgeonly at best and wilfully ignorant at worst.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

To those who say: 'Why pay for a gym when the outdoors is free?' I say this. In nature, there are no medicine balls. You can lie on an outsized gourd doing sit-ups, but in reality, outsized gourds are hard to come by unless you live in a farmers' market.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I'm desperate to be in the same room as Katie Hopkins. There are a few things I'd like to say to her, really calmly. I'd just like to put forward a case for her to integrate the 'her' that she pretends to be on TV with the 'her' she is as a real person.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I've hated myself since I knew my own name. But 'Bake Off' has simply confirmed to me what a bottom-feeding halfwit I am.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I'm known for being quite gobby, but also, I'm quite old fashioned in the sense that I like writing letters.

Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins

I have an almost entirely written correspondence with a few friends of mine who are really busy. We exchange quite long and sometimes quite whimsical, sometimes quite meaningful, sometimes silly letters.