Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

At the end of the day, when I kick back with some barbecue and a CokeZero in front of a blockbuster film playing within the convenience of my fully air-conditioned house, I'll say a small prayer thanking God for the American culture.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

I know everybody says that their bride was the 'most beautiful in the world.' They're wrong. I win.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

Every manly icon the West has ever admired has embodied the very spirit of American independence.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

Needless to say, oftentimes a 'religion' is not needed to breed extremism. People breed it all by themselves, oftentimes with the subjective morality of modern secularism breeding the worst kind.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

Is discipline (both mental and physical) in place of coddling truly child abuse? I don't know, but it sure as hell is effective.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

One of my goals in life is to watch political correctness shrivel up and die (as it should be for any true conservative).

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

I can tell you beyond any doubt, that my lady is able to control herself and stick to her values regardless of circumstance. Just as surely, she can say the same about me (Ben & Jerry's benders notwithstanding).

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

How can the country that created electricity, the light bulb, modern cinema as we know it, and the Oscar Meyer Weenie Whistle not be purely awesome?

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

In an increasingly complex world, with courseloads becoming heavier and heavier, shouldn't we be opting for more accountability when it comes to our professors, not less?

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

Contrary to what most of Hollywood will tell you, the men and women of our armed forces are the best among us. Not only because of how they serve, but because they are able to find the best in each other... And they are able to encapsulate the best in all of us.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

As someone who comes from a family of lifers (along with my wife), I just want to say, flat out... Marriage is a really good deal.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

Why on Earth would the United States ever want to be more like Europe? Correct me if I'm wrong, but we left, did we not? Not only did we leave that older, lesser world behind, but we left skid-marks along the way with an entire continent eating our proverbial dust.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

The mistake that all 'long-term poor people' make is putting others under a microscope in an attempt to set blame. That right there is a true loser's mentality (or 'poppycock' if you will).

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

All of my videos, everything I upload is short and edited.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

People can hold any opinion that they want on any subject that they choose. Just don't proactively lie to people. It's a simple request, really, and one that we don't hear nearly enough.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

Hollywood, we get it. The Christian faith just doesn't work for you 'in the long run.' However, for a large percentage of this country (the same country that makes your movies millions of dollars), it does. So please, for all of our sakes, keep your 'beliefs to yourself' and just 'stop the hate.'

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

Whether it's spending more time and money at thrift shops for threads (anti-consumerist threads, mind you), or combing the record store for the most unknown/least coherent band they can find, there's one thing that hipsters constantly want you to know: that they are better than you.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

Even though ripping on those of the Christian cloth is nothing new, edgy, or thought provoking, Hollywood feels the need to do it with each of their religiously overtoned talkies.

Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder

I'm a pansy when compared to the men and women of the United States military.