Happy Hogan: [after throwing a shield like Captain America at a drone but misses badly] How does Cap do that?
Mysterio: Fury asked me to check you were OK.
Peter Parker: That was nice.
Mysterio: You do have sarcasm on this world, don't you?
Nick Fury: Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.
Mysterio: You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit. I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in. I control the truth; Mysterio *is* the truth!
Spider-Man: Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky!
MJ: You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort.
Peter Parker: What? No! Of course I'm not a male escort.
MJ: Well then you're Spider-Man.
Mr. Dell: I came for science. I'm leaving 'cause of witches. Welcome to the new dark ages!
May Parker: Let's go. Where are your bags? Oh right! They got blown up.
May Parker: Hungry?
[May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]
May Parker: You can dodge bullets but not bananas?
May Parker: I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle.
Peter Parker: Please stop saying "Tingle", May.
Happy Hogan: [To the children he is protecting] No-one dies on my watch.
Nick Fury: How's the suit?
Peter Parker: It's a little tight around the ol' web-shooter.
Mr. Harrington: Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? Turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. We had a fake funeral for her and everything... Well the funeral was real. 'Cause we thought she was really dead.
Peter Parker: You can't trick me anymore.
Betty Brant: I would totally kiss you but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ned Leeds: I- I might have a mint.
Peter Parker: Uh, I have like a sixth sense.
Happy Hogan: The Peter-Tingle!
Ned Leeds: [to MJ after she finds out Spider-Man's identity] So, you know too. It's cool. I mean, I've known first and I've known longer but, it's not a competition.
Flash Thompson: Yo, Parker! This is called an airplane. It's like the buses you're used to, except that it flies over the poor neighborhoods instead of driving through them.
