J. Jonah Jameson: [speaking to his wife over the phone] Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? Who are we inviting, the czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies...
J. Jonah Jameson: [discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!
Snooty Usher: No one will be seated after the doors are closed. It helps maintain the illusion.
[as he drops aunt May]
Dr. Otto Octavius: Butterfingers!
[the Doctor brings Harry a gift]
Doc Ock: [holding up a bound Spider-Man] Where do you want him?
Mary Jane Watson: Do you love me?
Peter Parker: [pauses] ... No.
Spider-Man: [to Aunt May, who's hanging several hundred feet up the side of a building] Hang on!
[Mary Jane has decided not to invite Peter to her wedding]
John Jameson: Thought he was your pal.
Mary Jane Watson: Peter Parker?
John Jameson: Yeah.
Mary Jane Watson: Uh, he's just a great big jerk.
John Jameson: Well, the world's full of great big jerks.
Train Conductor: [after Spider-Man attempts to slow the train with just his foot] Any more bright ideas?
Peter Parker: I got a few. Yeah!
Woman at Web: [examining police car suspended in mid-air] It's a web...
[suddenly Spider-Man swings past]
Woman at Web: Go, Spidey, go!
Harry Osborn: He's my best friend!
Green Goblin: And I'm your father!
Spider-Man: [after getting reprimanded by Mary Jane] I don't think it's that simple.
Mary Jane Watson: Of course you don't! Because you complicate things!
Doc Ock: You've stuck your webs into my business for the last time!
