Mr. Aziz: [to Peter] Peter, you're a nice guy. You're just not dependable.
Dr. Otto Octavius: You have a train to catch.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts.
Spider-Man: [Thinks to himself] Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do.
May Parker: [after Spider-Man saves her life] Ohh, have I been wrong about you!
J. Jonah Jameson: Get a picture of a rancid chicken. Headline, "Food Poisoning Scare Sweeps City!"
Hoffman: [walks in] Some food got poisoned?
J. Jonah Jameson: [glares over] I'm a little nauseous, yeah!
[Peter is talking on M.J.'s answering machine]
Peter Parker: I know you were afraid I would disappoint you.
Mary Jane Watson: Bingo.
Dr. Otto Octavius: If you want to get a woman to fall in love with you, feed her poetry.
Peter Parker: Poetry?
Dr. Otto Octavius: Never fails.
Spider-Man: [addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck] Hey, you two. No playing in the street.
Boy Saved by Spider-Man, Girl Saved by Spider-Man: Yes, Mr. Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: See ya!
Man Outside Peter's apartment: [Peter is screwing his wheel onto his bicycle, the wheel flies outside and hits someone] Hey! You punk!
Peter Parker: Sorry!
[waves at Pete]
Ursula: Hi Pete!
[promptly sets the oven on fire]
Peter Parker: [speaks to MJ through a dead phone line] I wanna tell you the truth... here it is: I'm Spider-Man. Weird, huh? Now you know why I can't be with you. If my enemies found out about you... if you got hurt, I could never forgive myself. I wish I could tell you how I feel about you...
[John is lying on the couch]
Mary Jane Watson: Could you lean your head back for me?
John Jameson: Sure...
[Leans his head back. M.J gives him an upside down kiss]
John Jameson: Wow... I'm back on the moon
[looks up at M.J]
John Jameson: You up there with me?
May Parker: [Peter apologizes for a previous conversation] Pish-posh. We needn't talk about it. Water over the dam, or under the bridge, or wherever you like it.
Peter Parker: [consoling his Aunt who blamed herself for Uncle Ben's death] Aunt May, you don't have to punish yourself...
May Parker: Oh, I know I shouldn't. It's just that you wanted to take the subway, and he wanted to drive you. If only I had stopped him, we'd all three of us be having tea together.
Spider-Man: [referring to Doc Ock] We sure showed him!
May Parker: What do you mean 'we'?
