Mr. Garrison: Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?
Mr. Garrison: You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time
Token Williams: Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!
Stan: [confused] He told my dad that he is...
[repeated line]
Stephen Stotch: Butters... You are GROUNDED!
Stephen Stotch: Don't talk back Butters, go to your room! I don't know what's wrong with that boy. It can't be our parenting, we're awesome! He must have some kind of mental illness...
[repeated line]
Butters: Fellas!
Al Gore: Manbearpig!
Stan: Guys, we have no choice. We're gonna have to move away. Environmental activists don't use logic or reason.
Cartman: Oh, Kyle, you just made a huge withdrawal at the First Bank of Lies.
Stan Marsh: This is hopeless. We're just going to have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.
Rasslin' Teacher: Look, this is wrestling! This!
[shows iPhone clip]
Redneck: Mister, you'd better take your gay porn and get out of here.
Garrison: Just remember, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
Queen of England: [shoots herself in the head]
Pip: Wickershams, Tally Ho!
Presidential Aide: [to President] I am so glad that I don't have your job.
Stan: It's always interesting to hear from Famous People.
Wendy: Hitler was famous too.
Cartman: [Tweek freaks out and runs off] Jesus, what did that kids' parents do to him?
Satan: I suppose I should help Humanity out, they have been doing my job for me so much these days.
Jeff Bezos: [Telepathic Superior Being] How I long to return to Bezos and Touch Butts with my Wife!
Receptionist: Are you the Protestant Youth Choir?
Cartman: Yes, we are Young Prostitutes here to sing for you.
