Sinbad
Sinbad

Good barbecue has to fall off the bone when you grab it, and, to me, it's not pull-hard chewy.

Sinbad
Sinbad

I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force.

Sinbad
Sinbad

Take my gay-hairdresser routine. You'll let your hairdresser say things to you that you wouldn't let your parents say. My hairdresser will say the funniest things, so I asked him if I could put him in my routine - you know, make fun of him in a good way. He said, 'Oh, mention my name, mention my name!'

Sinbad
Sinbad

I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead.

Sinbad
Sinbad

I would be an activist but never a politician. As an activist, nobody owns you.

Sinbad
Sinbad

Don't let people treat you like you're stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

Sinbad
Sinbad

Who the heck is Donald Trump to fire me? I regret I didn't tell Donald Trump, 'You need to fire your barber. I'm sorry. I ain't feeling you, man. You're fired! I fire you, Donald Trump.'

Sinbad
Sinbad

My job is to entertain you, leave feeling better than when you got there, and try to give you more than you thought you were gonna get.

Sinbad
Sinbad

I don't believe in diets. I don't believe any diet ever works.

Sinbad
Sinbad

I spent money, and I kept thinking, 'I get one more movie and I'll wipe these bills out,' but that movie never came. That black pride, I said, 'Man, I'm going to hang in there, I'm going to pay these bills.' So you owe a million dollars. 'I can pay that.' OK, fines, fees, now you owe two and a half million. 'But I didn't do nothin'!'

Sinbad
Sinbad

I never should have done 'Celebrity Apprentice.' I didn't want to do it because I didn't want Donald Trump to say, 'You're fired.'

Sinbad
Sinbad

I judged entertainers who worked county fairs at age 55 because they had to. Now I get it.

Sinbad
Sinbad

Most entertainers start at a young age saying, 'I don't want to be normal. I don't want a regular job.'... I think that's something that's innate.

Sinbad
Sinbad

Most of us have this story of not feeling comfortable because of how you were. Now they call it ADHD. I just knew I bounced all over the place. I'm glad I had ADHD... It's what makes us creative.

Sinbad
Sinbad

Here's the thing about Apple, we complain and they give us more battery life. We complain and they'll give us more stuff. Everything's beta right now. Everything's experimental. They really don't know what people want.

Sinbad
Sinbad

If you got a name like Barack Obama, you're supposed to fight.

Sinbad
Sinbad

I was always a funny person. I thought I would play some good ball, and the Harlem Globetrotters would see me, and that would be it - fame.

Sinbad
Sinbad

People think comedians don't do drama. Comics are drama. And what is drama, as opposed to comedy? It's all the same to me.

Sinbad
Sinbad

If you're not happy before you're successful, you're going to be miserable when you do become successful because all your problems just get magnified.

Sinbad
Sinbad

Everyone wants me to do the comedy thing. But I always wanted to do action adventure. I want to be a guy like 007 who fights against the establishment. If they can make Bruce Willis believable as an action hero, I could do it, too.