Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

A big part of becoming a funny person was a major defense mechanism. Onstage, especially as a woman, I've had to be really tough. The second you show a crack, the audience can literally leave.

Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher

I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy.

Benee
Benee

I'm not a naturally funny person, and I also can't dance, so I feel like I'm lacking the key things that you need to make a good Tik Tok video.

Big Narstie
Big Narstie

Fans, when they see me, they're like, 'Rah, he's a real funny person,' but everyone who grew up with me is like, 'Rah, that's Fat Tyrone.'

Cardi B
Cardi B

I'm a funny person, but I take my music seriously.

Chris Lilley
Chris Lilley

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look.

Dave Itzkoff
Dave Itzkoff

Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don't have to make any effort on, even if you're not a funny person.

Fanny Brice
Fanny Brice

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.

Heather Donahue
Heather Donahue

I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.

Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.