Viola: [figure emerges from the fog] I didn't think you'd show up. It really means a lot to me that you're here. Say something.
Groundskeeper: I gotta turn the sprinklers on.
Viola: I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!
Viola: SEBASTIAN!
Daphne: Were you just talking with your brother?
Viola: No. Yes. On the phone. He's at dad's. BYE DAD.
Principal Gold: [interrupting the soccer game] I played soccer once... or was it chess?
Coach Dinklage: [after breaking up the fight on the soccer field] The rest of you! Get out there and play some real football... You bunch of girls!
Principal Gold: [trying to copy Coach Dinklage's authority and shout his speech through the megaphone] Alright the rest of you, get out there and play some real football like a bunch of girls!
Daphne: [after hearing about Viola breaking up with Justin] But why? He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great.
Viola: Then why don't you date him mom?
Daphne: [pauses to fantasize and giggles] oh no... I couldn't.
Duke: I kinda got into it with your sister's ex.
Viola: Really. Why?
Duke: He kinda saw us making out at the kissing booth.
Viola: Wait... you kissed her?
Duke: [after being left with Eunice in Cesario's] So, uh, do you... like cheese?
Eunice: More than almost any other animal by-product.
Viola: You know what? If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.
Coach Dinklage: [shouted] Break it up. Break it up. Okay, tough guys. You want to box, then get out of my stadium. Or otherwise, get on with the game. All right? That goes for the rest of ya. Now get on and play some real football. Like a bunch of girls.
Sebastian: [talking about musicians] Last time I heard, they don't need to know TRIGONOMETRY.
Sebastian: Besides, if you want to chase your dreams, sometimes you gotta break the rules, right?
Paul: Vi- be a good boy.
Viola: Quit blushing! That's lame.
Duke: Shut up, I'm not blushing.
Monique: [Trying to distract Paul, Kia, and Yvonne so that she can get into the Moon Bounce to talk to Viola who she thinks is Sebastian] What's that?
Kia: [Follows Monique's finger]
Paul: [Still looking at Monique] Kia, don't look.
Kia: [Looks back at Monique, looks down, disappointed]
Duke: Its not gonna be that bad, Olivia's gonna be there. the perfect opportunity for me to lay some groundwork.
Viola: Oh, Olivia's gonna be there. And my sister, and Monique, and you, and my mom. great.
Viola: [seating Eunice down at Cesario's] Lady Pterodactyl
