Shark Tale
Shark Tale

Shortie #1: You so broke your bologna has no first name.

Shark Tale
Shark Tale

Angie: [about Lenny] What were you THINKING, bringing him here?
Oscar: Well... I'm still working out the kinks...
Angie: Kinks? You LIED! Everybody thinks you "slayed the shark!"
Oscar: Well, who am I to tell them that they're wrong?
Oscar: How could you lie to me, Oscar? ME?

Oscar: Don't take it personal, Angie! Come on, I lied to EVERYBODY!

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Shark Tale

Oscar: I'm a nobody - I want some of that!
Angie: [mischievously] Mrs. Sanchez?
Oscar: What? Ewww, no!

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Shark Tale

[Oscar "kills" Lenny]
Lenny: Aaahhh! Curse you, Shark Slayer!
[falls into an abyss]

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Shark Tale

[first lines]
[a shark slowly approaches a worm, who frantically struggles to get free of his line...]
Lenny: Hi, I'm Lenny.
[the worm faints]
Lenny: Ooh! Little buddy, did I scare you?

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Shark Tale

Don Lino: [hugging his son] Lenny? Is that you? You're alive? I thought I'd lost you... What're you wearing, huh? What is that?
[Lenny heaves a resigned sigh and sheds his disguise. The other sharks gape at him]
Luca: Hey, boss, it's Lenny - he was wearing a disguise so we wouldn't recognise him, but he's not wearing a disguise, so we DO recognise

him!
Lenny: Hi, Pop...
Don Lino: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you out of your MIND? Do you have any idea how this looks?
Giuseppe: This is the best sit-down I've ever been to!
Don Lino: What're you doing with this guy? He took out your own flesh and blood, Frankie!

Lenny: But Pop, just listen...
Don Lino: But nothing, you never take sides against the family, ever!
Oscar: Don, Lino, sir, listen, it's not his fault - this is between you and me!
Don Lino: What did I ever do to YOU? You took Frankie away, and you turned Lenny into a dolphin! I'm going to get you!
[He

goes for Oscar]

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Shark Tale

Shortie #1: Let's go make Mr Sykes puff up!

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Shark Tale

[while Don Lino talks to Sykes, the music record slips]
Don Lino: LUCA!
[Luca fixes the record, but accidentally sets it to play "Baby Got Back". Lino and Sykes stare at Luca, who quickly puts the record off]
Luca: Hey, boss... big butts. Ha ha.
Don Lino: Oy vey...

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Shark Tale

Oscar: Yo that was crazy, right? Who knew? I mean it's all set, we good to go, we had the money. And he trips underwater. Who in the hell-o-but trips underwater? And by the way, on what?

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Shark Tale

Oscar: My man, Sykes... Has just, begged me... Not to murderlize you all up in here, all right? Now I might listen to him... But then again I might not!

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Shark Tale

Ernie: Oscar!
Bernie: Did you kill that shark?
Oscar: Yeah, Yeah. Exactly how it looked; that's how it is.

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Shark Tale

Lola: The only thing I like more than money is... revenge.

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Shark Tale

Lenny: Mom says it's not okay to hit!
[Frankie slaps Lenny]
Frankie: Mom's not here!

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Shark Tale

Oscar: He trips underwater. Now who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the way, on what?

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Shark Tale

Oscar: Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah!

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Shark Tale

Lola: Deep down, I'm really superficial.

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Shark Tale

Oscar: You dig, dawg?
Lenny: Dig dawg... , dawg dig, dig dawg, yeah, yo diggy dog!

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Shark Tale

Lenny: Here I come! Ta-da! I'm Sebastian! The whale washing dolphin!
[makes clicking noises]

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Shark Tale

Oscar: [riding Lenny] Yippee-ki-yay...!

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Shark Tale

Sykes: My brother, my player, the shark-slayer!