Shortie #1: You so broke your bologna has no first name.
Angie: [about Lenny] What were you THINKING, bringing him here?
Oscar: Well... I'm still working out the kinks...
Angie: Kinks? You LIED! Everybody thinks you "slayed the shark!"
Oscar: Well, who am I to tell them that they're wrong?
Oscar: How could you lie to me, Oscar? ME?
Oscar: Don't take it personal, Angie! Come on, I lied to EVERYBODY!
Don Lino: [hugging his son] Lenny? Is that you? You're alive? I thought I'd lost you... What're you wearing, huh? What is that?
[Lenny heaves a resigned sigh and sheds his disguise. The other sharks gape at him]
Luca: Hey, boss, it's Lenny - he was wearing a disguise so we wouldn't recognise him, but he's not wearing a disguise, so we DO recognise
him!
Lenny: Hi, Pop...
Don Lino: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you out of your MIND? Do you have any idea how this looks?
Giuseppe: This is the best sit-down I've ever been to!
Don Lino: What're you doing with this guy? He took out your own flesh and blood, Frankie!
Lenny: But Pop, just listen...
Don Lino: But nothing, you never take sides against the family, ever!
Oscar: Don, Lino, sir, listen, it's not his fault - this is between you and me!
Don Lino: What did I ever do to YOU? You took Frankie away, and you turned Lenny into a dolphin! I'm going to get you!
[He
goes for Oscar]
[while Don Lino talks to Sykes, the music record slips]
Don Lino: LUCA!
[Luca fixes the record, but accidentally sets it to play "Baby Got Back". Lino and Sykes stare at Luca, who quickly puts the record off]
Luca: Hey, boss... big butts. Ha ha.
Don Lino: Oy vey...
Oscar: Yo that was crazy, right? Who knew? I mean it's all set, we good to go, we had the money. And he trips underwater. Who in the hell-o-but trips underwater? And by the way, on what?
Oscar: He trips underwater. Now who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the way, on what?