I was morbidly obese. It was a way for me to create a shell around me so that nobody would look at me.
Everybody loves a Keurig.
I thought I'd be on TV and movies - that's what I really wanted - and I can't believe I didn't need to do that. I did it on my own with just me and my camera. That's very, very weird.
Make the videos that you want to watch. Don't think about who is going to be upset or offended.
I think Jake Paul doesn't know who I am.
I have spoofed celebrities before, but it's hard for me because I picture them watching it.
People who don't know me are going to be surprised by how much I don't take myself seriously.
I know what I do for a living is ridiculous.
I didn't think I could pull off a novel.
Not everybody is either gay or straight.
You don't need to figure out exactly who you are right now. Just live your life.
The problems you have as a kid will seem ridiculous when you get older because bigger and worse problems will come along.
There's nothing creepier to me than a student who hangs out with the teachers.
The one time I'd ever babysat, the kid ran into a glass door and got a concussion.
Kids can be so mean.
I would tell high school Shane to just start writing down everything that was happening. It was so hard to think back to all those terrible moments. They all started clustering together into one big terrible moment.
Being a comedian, it's hard. People hear 'YouTuber,' and they automatically think, 'a social warrior,' and you have to stand up for all these things.
Now I put up something, and I have to think, 'Oh, there are millions of people watching, and some of them could be affected by the jokes I make.'
Christina Grimie was one of my favorite people, not only because she was caring, she was humble, and she always felt like people mattered... but because the first thing she said when she met me was, 'Oh em gee - your videos are really gross, but for some reason, I love you.'
