Gloating Driver: Ey! I got the last workin' car in New York! This is how I roll, bitches! Haha!
[Brenda throws car part at Lil' Jon's head]
Gloating Driver: AAHH!
[gets knocked unconscious, car bumps into a trash pile and stops]
Brenda: You're right, Cindy! That worked pretty well.
Jigsaw: I call it, "the nutcracker".
Tom Ryan: Why?
Tiffany Stone: Ooh, a nickel!
Cindy Campbell: Oh, my God!
Mr. Koji: Don't mind her. She slip and fall.
Tom Ryan: [a football just hit Cindy] Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
Cindy Campbell: [Raspy voice] It's okay. My throat cushioned the blow.
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: I'm not even a psychologist. I'm an electrician.
Cindy Campbell: Oh, Brenda, I know you'd love him.
Brenda Meeks: What's his name, I may have already loved him.
Cindy Campbell: Tom Ryan.
Brenda Meeks: Yep, did him. Big Chinese dude, right?
Brenda Meeks: [Holding up Shaquille O'Neal's femur] I don't believe it! The aliens killed a dinosaur!
Cindy Campbell: Okay Mrs. Norris, time to dig out that dootie bubble...
Tom Ryan: [after finding Michael Jackson] Run away kids! Run towards the tri-pods if you have to!
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Your feelings? To hell with your feelings! Everybody with their feelings. I'm obese, my kids a brat, help me, help me! Just shut up!
[Crying]
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Why can't I fix anyone of them? I'm so dumb and worthless. Momma was right, momma was right!
C. J.: Zombies!
Mahalik: Grandma? The zombies have got my grandma!
[Mahalik grabs his grandma and starts shaking her]
Mahalik: Die, Grandma! Die! Die! I loved you! I loved you!
Oliver: We'll build our own tripods. Ours will have four legs.
Cindy Campbell: It looks like we have a lot in...
Tom Ryan: ...common.
Cindy Campbell: We're already finishing each other's...
Tom Ryan: ...dinner!
Cindy Campbell: ...sentences.
Henry Hale: [after being stabbed twice] Fuckin' A...
Shaquille O'Neal: Dr. Phil? What the hell's going on?
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: I don't know. I was doing a show on teens with abandonment issues and suddenly, I woke up here. Man, those kids are gonna be pissed.
Tom Ryan: Its Locked
[Robbie Kicks The Door Down To Get In]
