Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I like the energy of live performance.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

Gayness is a non-issue.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.