I just assume a lot of people hate me. You just have to suck it up.
Neither me or my wife are any good at cooking.
I'm not really a cake man. I'm more a savoury guy.
Oddly, I am really cool under pressure.
I don't like doing things badly, that just feels like a waste of a day.
There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room: it's a 300 seater, which feels small but you can still get big laughs.
In the summer Regent's Park is one of the best places in the world with every nationality playing every sport.
The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things.
It's really frustrating when you write a show and it's really funny and someone and from Standards and Decency says, 'You can't put that in because it has a naughty word.'
I don't really do any corporate gigs or I don't really cash in which is a bit silly and much to the annoyance of my family. I'd rather just do gigs that I like and TV shows that I like rather than personal appearances at a nightclub.
I never really wanted to be on telly.
I broke my wrist on TV trying to do a one-armed push-up. A lot of people delight in pointing this out to me.
I worked in a watercress bed, picking weeds out of watercress when I was at school. It was awful.
I found out recently that my 'Good News' show has a big following in North Korea and the Vatican City! Who knew Kim Jong-un and the Pope liked fast-paced satire?
I did a stand-up performance on Conan O'Brian, which was great, but it's not for me. I prefer England.
But I did break my mum's heart, because I turned down 'Strictly' twice. I just couldn't do it. It's not for me.
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier.
I don't really have a political agenda, I just like things to be fair - I get angered by pomposity and privilege.
I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were.
My mum is unwittingly funny.
