Mom: Majoring in Civics was your mistake, don't punish us for it.
Dad: We can't all be raised like reptiles by a Mentally Ill Scientist!
Summer: If you impose Gazorpazorp's laws upon Earth, then you are no better than the men whose farts shall remain unspoken.
Mr Goldenfold: Not every void can be filled with Jumba Juice.
Plutonian: Is everyone in your Family an Idiot?
Morty: For sure me and my Dad are!
Plutonian: Haaahhhh...
Rick: If I know these A-holes, and I am these A-holes, they just want to haul me to their clubhouse and waste my time with a lot of questions.
Toy Morty: Show me the Morty!
Rick: Dumb!
Sign: Welcome to the Planet of Greasy Grannies! Population: A Whole Lotta Granny!
Rick: Big Star in the Sky, Oxygen Rich Atmosphere, Giant Testicle-Monsters, we'll be fine let's Party!
Gearhead: What people don't get about the War of the Gears is that it wasn't about the Gears.
Rick: If you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad, Morty.
Blim Blam: The two of you are the fucking worst, you hate yourselves and each other, and the idea it has anything to do with Rick is Laughable!
Summer: What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormon or Dying!
Rick: That's Earth Therapy! You might as well ask a horse to fix a Merry-go-round!
Rick: Here we go. Collapsed a Quantum Tesseract...
Rick: Stone Cold, Steve Austin! I don't know what that means, I don't know why I said that. But, I stand by it. Stone Cold, Steve Austin!
Mr Goldenfold: [Math Class] And that's why one Pussy plus another Pussy equals a bunch of Pussies. C'mon, y'all, I'm trying to make this appeal to your sex addicted lifestyles!
Trendor: Varax Nests spread across three hundred Galaxies, and you just happen to pick this Planet to hunt? That's Gorgon Shit, pure Gorgon Shit!
Morty: [Minecraft] You can make this wood into a Chest.
Rick: Good, then I'll have somewhere to store all this wood I need for Chestmaking!
Morty: You're not going to have fun if you analyse everything.
Rick: A tiny Nuclear Capable civilisation was just discovered in the Amazon. Let's go make First Contact before someone gets all their shit!
