Ready Player One
Ready Player One

Art3mis: Get outta town. Buckaroo Banzai!
Parzival: Huh?
Art3mis: I like it! I like Buckaroo Banzai!
Parzival: Oh thanks!
Art3mis: Its Great!

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Ready Player One

Art3mis: [Repeated line]
[after helping Wade escape]
Art3mis: You'll forgive me for this, I promise.
Parzival: [Before shooting Art3mis so she can escape IOI] You'll forgive me for this, I promise.

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Ready Player One

I-R0k: Well, Buckaroo blows it. Shocking.

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Ready Player One

I-R0k: '... whereas my plan, which was cool because: I rock, actually worked'
[responding to Sorrento accusing him of failure]

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Ready Player One

Anorak: Let the hunt for Halliday's Easter Egg, begin.

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Ready Player One

Art3mis: Ok mister dead guy, cool if I lead?

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Ready Player One

[first lines]
Announcer: Get ready for the feel, the real of real. X1. No pain, no gain.

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Ready Player One

Sorrento: This guy! Back to work, people.

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Ready Player One

Sorrento: Halliday, this is how you plan to resolve the fate of the world's most important economic resource?

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Ready Player One

Daito: Look.
[flicks up the camera]
Daito: Ticking Clock.
Art3mis: Okay, so I'm estimating about... five minutes to find the key.
Parzival: Yeah, there are so many keys The Shining, though. Where do we start?
Aech: [puts his hand to his shoulder to come here] I've never seen The

Shining. Is it really scary?
Sho: Uh, I had to watch it through my fingers.
Parzival: Okay, so we got the key from room 237, the keys to the Snowcat, or the keys they give Jack at the beginning of the movie.
Art3mis: [when Aech was depressed he looks and saw a tennis ball walks on the floor] Well, if it's "the leap not taken,

maybe the key isn't a key at all.
Sho: [the tennis ball was still rolling] I know where the Snowcat keys are!
Parzival: I say we split up. We get all the keys and then we meet back at the Torrances' apartment.

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Mrs. Gilmore: Hello, Wade.
Mrs. Gilmore: Hello, Mrs. Gilmore.
Mrs. Gilmore: What's the matter? Life getting you down?
[locks up the pulley with the chains]
Mrs. Gilmore: [chuckles]

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Mrs. Gilmore: Hello, Wade.
Wade: Hello, Mrs. Gilmore.
Mrs. Gilmore: What's the matter? Life getting you down?
[locks up the pulley with the chains]
Mrs. Gilmore: [chuckles]

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Ready Player One

Aech: Yo, Z, is Art3mis pissed at me?
Parzival: Dude, I'm pissed at you! You've never seen The Shining, have you?
Aech: [complaining] YOU KNOW I HATE SCARY MOVIES!
Daito: We got the key!
[tosses the key to him]
Parzival: Sweet! To room 237!
Aech: We ain't

got no business goin' to room 237! WE SHOULD STAY OUT! Plus, there was this crazy, naked zombie lady in there.
Parzival: There are no zombies The Shining!
Art3mis: Well, maybe it's not supposed to be LIKE the movie. Kira is the key. You're the one who said it.
Aech: Hey, y'all. I saw a picture of Kira!

Art3mis: Huh?
[they got knocked out]
Art3mis: [straining] Where?

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Parzival: How'd you get here before me?
Aech: Well, I didn't make a pit stop at the hair salon.
[slaps his hand to him]
Aech: What up, Z?
Parzival: What's up, Aech?
Aech: Saved you a spot.
Parzival: Thanks, bro.
Parzival: [saw a

beeping fuel running low] I gotta go to the back.
Aech: Ugh. So you can skim coins from crashed cars? That's just SAD, man!
Parzival: Fuel's low.
Aech: Oh, but you still had enough to pay for that Something About Mary hairdo.

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Parzival: Yo, Z, is Art3mis pissed at me?
F'Nale Zandor: Dude, I'm pissed at you! You've never seen The Shining, have you?
Parzival: [complaining] YOU KNOW I HATE SCARY MOVIES!
Anorak: We got the key!
[tosses the key to him]
F'Nale Zandor: Sweet! To room 237!

Parzival: We ain't got no business goin' to room 237! WE SHOULD STAY OUT! Plus, there was this crazy, naked zombie lady in there.
F'Nale Zandor: There are no zombies The Shining!
Sho: Well, maybe it's not supposed to be LIKE the movie. Kira is the key. You're the one who said it.
Parzival: Hey, y'all. I saw a

picture of Kira!
Sho: Huh?
[they got knocked out]
Sho: [straining] Where?

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Ready Player One

Parzival: Aech, are you seeing this?
[turns right towards her]
Aech: Yeah, I see it. That's Kaneda's bike from Akira.
[holds up the scope and looks down]
Aech: It's a licensed skin over a standard frame.
Parzival: [panicking] No, not the bike! Forget the bike! The girl, I think it's Art3mis!

Aech: The Art3mis? The Sixer Fixer?
Parzival: I've seen all her walk-throughs, her Twitch streams.
[smiles]
Parzival: It's her. It's definitely her.